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Hannah Montana Makes Me Want To Puke

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The same could happen to you! Hannah Montana lunchbag-ready snacks have been recalled by The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America as a precautionary measure.  This recall is part of that huge peanut recall from earlier this year in which some peanuts were tainted with salmonella.  Way to react, fucking greedy Hannah Montana merchandising execs.  Didn’t other affected manufacturers do this, like, weeks ago?

According to The Mayo Clinic, symptoms of salmonella can include:

nausea and vomiting

abdominal pains and diarrhea

fever

chills

muscle pains

Fuck.  I feel like that every time I hear Miley Cyrus talk.  How is a fan to discern if it’s Miley’s grating cadence or the granola bar?

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  • Recalled weeks ago? Wasn’t it, like, MONTHS ago? WTF. I can’t really blame Miley Cyrus for this, but I think I will anyway because I hate her.

    • i know hannah gets on our nervs but u cant blame her after this fame aand stuff im just suprised that shes not on drugs yet good on her

  • i could tolerate her face at least if she just got a nose job.

    that fugly thing makes her face look all smashed in. ew.

  • miley cyrus should get a life she is a low down skank she says she isnt makin enough money look at all of the people who dnt have jobs and cant afford all the stuff she has! she needs to know what the real life is. she should get kicked off of disney channel because she likes to show her body to everyone she isnt all that pretty taylor swift is alot better looking than that b****

  • Just another bunch of jealous people talking here! Theres nothing wrong with her nose or her voice why don’t you all grow up and last she has never said that she wasn’t making enough money.

  • There’s nothing to be jealous of…? Why do people automatically assume that a person is jealous of everyone that they hate? I think that started just to make the hated feel better about themselves.

    People are entitled to like and dislike whatever they choose, you know.

  • The reason why I say there jealous is because it is apart of hate. I don’t hate anyone nor am I jealous of anyone. I am who God made me to be and I’m happy and filled with Love for all know matter if there rich or poor I will alway’s Love them and stick up for them in Jesus name.
    Yes, there are able to like and dislike who they want just as there are people who are going to say stuff about what people dislike or like. I’m one of those who feel that people need to look at them selves before saying anything. They are hiding something deep inside them selves that makes them lash out against someone they don’t really know it only what they hear or what the media wants to show on TV. Just to get the ratings up for there shows.