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Miley And Justin Do Mr. Chow’s

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Virgin Miley and her boyfriend, male model Justin Gaston were snapped at Mr. Chow’s restaurant last night.  Like the Ivy, this joint is where you go when you want to be seen.  I wouldn’t mind seeing Justin.  Naked.  In my bed.  With Johnny Depp on the other side of me.

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  • I’m sorry. Though his manhood is nothing to ignore, he gives me the scheeves in all those wife beater/leather jacket combos. Yuck.

    • Miley Cyrus has tried so hard to make everybody like her, that the people who don’t care, and never did, are actually becoming sick!

    • I think it’s so weird how a few days ago I would have said ‘oh dear god get someone your own age’ now I met Miley with my dad or her guitarist and I can relate so leave the happy cute couple alone please.

    • I think it’s so weird how a few days ago I would have said ‘oh dear god get someone your own age’ now I’m going out with a senior citizen and I’m in ninth grade and I can relate so leave the happy cute couple alone please.
      The public pigonholds Miley as a failure or a sucess, whatever you chose it will be one of those two. She’s a misunderstood girl who happened to take photos with the wrong people and bad times. LEVE HER ALONE!

  • He knows this is great for his career. He’ll probably get an acting gig soon, seeing as he’s so good at this.

  • I don’t see his appeal.

    And Miley still has a babyface. It weirds me out to think of her with a boyfriend that she DOESN’T sleep with… of course not.

  • holy cowbelles!!

    I’d like to say to Miley: Kentucky is calling you. They want you back being more productive.

    You do know that if she would bend over, there’d be another Britney accident. That’s terrifying to think. At least wear tights or leggings or something to not be such a slut.

  • has it been covered already that a shop assistant tried to sell her face cream believing she was in her 40’s? poor love

  • She’s dressed like a total slut. Puts some pants on HO. That’s something Pam Anderson would wear out in public.

  • As I’m out of the demographic, I’ve never seen her show. I do have a question for the Americans on this board. First off, I’m Canadian. An english Canadian. I work in Quebec (french speaking) and today I had lunch in a place with a tv and it was Hannah Montana dubbed in french and it was shitty. You can tell that in english it would suck but in french, it was way more annoying.

    My question to the Americans, in my english opinion, the french have terrible taste in what’s funny, it seems basic and stupid and you really are reminded of the fact the french revere Jerry Lewis. So my question to the Americans, do Spanish translations suck as much ass as French translations? Are they painful? Do they make things shittier, even if they sucked to begin with?

    • Well Cat, talentless hacks don’t translate in ANY language. And I never understood the Jerry Lewis thing either, I always found his “comedy” to be retarded. I have a question for you…..Are the French Canadians as stuck up as the real French? Just curious.

      • Complete polar opposite except for Montreal and Quebec City. But Montreal is a fantastic city.

  • OMG!!! miley cyrus is a great girl! just because your jelious of everything about her and she gets what she wants because she deserves it doesnt mean that you have to bash on her! i cant stand that! get a life and leave her alone:P