Hello, my friends.
I didn’t get a chance to watch American Idol on Tuesday night, so I watched it tonight right before the results show, and I was generally okay with who went home, although not totally thrilled. I want Megan Corkrey GONE. That chick CANNOT SING! She just bops around the stage like a moron. She sang Red Robin for chrissake. She’s only there because she’s pretty.
Also, I know that Adam Lambert is 100% gay, but I still want to have sex with him. I’m sorry. It’s true.
Additional notes: Kanye West isn’t particularly impressive live, and I think they had to build a special stage to accommodate Kelly Clarkson’s ass. Jesus Christ that thing EXPLODED overnight. I mean, she’s always been a big girl, but it’s like, over the course of the past couple of months, every single thing she’s eaten has made base camp in her butt. It is enormous. Still. I love her. I also decided tonight that she is for sure gay. (The video of her performance is above.)
Anywho!
Find out after the jump who got eliminated, and DISCUSS!!!
Jasmine Murray and Jorge Nunez were sent packing this week!!!
I was SO happy that Anoop is still in, hopefully he sings next week. And what happened to Paula’s face last night?
I LVE ANOOP! and paulas face gave me a fright! it made her look bird like especially with her dress!
I don’t watch the show so I can’t comment on the eliminations but… how high was Paula?
Sorry–but EVERYONE keeps kissing the blind guys butt. There were more talented singers eliminated. He is only through on a sympathy vote. If he could see he wouldn’t have made it past Hollywood Week. Let’s be real. Even Simon is afraid to speak the truth for potential backlash.
couldn’t agree more!!! i’m sorry, but the kid sucks. i mean, ray charles, steve wonder…hell even jeff healy was better than this kid.
I agree. His voice isn’t the greatest. It’s ok, but he shouldn’t have gone through.
ye-ah.
I totally agree!
Kelly needs a new stylist ASAP! That outfit did not do her any favors. I am all for having more normal-sized peeps on TV and represented in the entertainment biz, but that doesn’t mean they have to dress all dowdy and in all black! Give the girl some color, some spunk!
I haven’t watched AI since season 1 and tuned in when I heard Kelly was gonna rock it out. Kanye needs to learn how to perform on live TV. Every time I have seen him on screen I have been way underwhelmed.
It must be nice to be able to go back to somewhere that you’re considered a God. Like Kelly and AI.
Yes I’ve posted two comments, deal with it!
Idol was good last night, Kelly was awesome…and Kayne sounded horrible, too breathy. I love the new rule thing, I wonder who they are saving that for.
the new rule is to make sure adam lambert and the guy w/ glasses don’t go home. and to counteract the effect of Vote for the Worst. they aren’t gonna get stuck w/ another gray haired what’s-his-face.
Or another Sanjaya.
Shes for sure a lesbian but doesn’t know it yet. Her ass is fucking huge.
Beet, come on. Don’t call her ass huge. Wouldn’t you be poking fun if she was too thin? As women we need to come together and support one another. Not shit on each other because of weight.
I agree. And her ass isn’t huge, there is nothing wrong with a curvy figure, she looks like a woman, not a 12 year old boy.
Sasha, that’s too funny, you deciding that Kelly C. is gay while you watched last night.
I was watching it while on the phone with my mother and I said the exact same thing. I don’t know. She was just sending out the vibes big-time.
The gaydar was going crazy.
Good for her, at any rate!
it’s “rockin’ robin” – but you’re right – megan couldn’t suck any harder.
but she has a really nice sleeve. so nice, no one’s even bitched about it like with carly last year.
whatever beet, sometimes you’re a huge bitch. you still like her music regardless of her fat ass? thank god you are so charitable.
Ok, a few points here.
1. I agree! I love Adam Lambert and totally want to do him too!
2. I think Megan Corkery is GREAT! She just wasn’t on that night. And she sang ROCKIN’ Robin, not RED Robin. Which was a really bad choice for her and did not show her strong points. She could have chosen a better song for sure.
3. Yeah I noticed that Kelly had gained some weight too but SO WHAT?? I love Kelly and I have so much respect for her because she just doesn’t care what other people say about her or her body and she is HAPPY with herself! And that is the kind of role model young girls need nowadays. Not skanks like Lindsay Lohan. JMHO.
ok… I was going to ask if she was hiding Clay Aiken in her skirt last night, but figured I’d get whacked by you all…..
Probably really get flamed if I suggested Ruben was hiding in there too….
P.s. I think she’s adorable… just a REALLY bad choice of outfit…
GOOD GOD!!!!
what is the deal with girl’s that they just can’t stand for another girl to be doing better than them.
So the only recourse they have is to belittle any flaw they can find just to make themselves feel better about themselves.
is she fat? no
is she rail thin? no
is she about the same size as most normal females? yes
is she talented? yes
is she attractive? yes yes yes
is she so desperate for attention that change who she is just to please some chick who has a gossip website(but a very good gossip website).
coming from a guy i would rather jump her bones an day of the week rather than some Paris or Lohan type of brain dead human being.
I was wondering if Megan’s singing was affected by her holding the microphone? Bad song choice IMO, but she wasn’t able to do that annoying “twisty” thing with her arms, like a Barbie with the jointed waist. Annoying but fascinating… strange… distracting… OK, I’m conflicted about her.
Totally love Adam, he’s like watching someone who’s already made it. I’m predicting it’ll come down to him, Danny, and maybe Lil Rounds.
I hated to see Jorge go, think he’s hot and sings good too, but English as a second language would get in his way big time. Perhaps he can make it big in Puerto Rico now, heat up some senoritas’ hearts…
I think the blind guy is just ok. Some Christian rock label might pick him up. Simon afraid to speak the truth?? Pul-eezee… His own mother says he’s been bashing her since he was four…
Paula’s face was a mess! Let me rephrase, Paula is a mess period. I’m sooooo tired of her drunk, spring-loaded ass. I’ll be glad next season when she’s just a really bad memory…
Hahaha I totally agree about Adam, Beet!! It’s pretty obvious he is gay but he is so DAMN HOT and I would really like a piece of that nonetheless…
Come on Kelly you won this already, no need for nerves. I didn’t get a clear ass shot so I thought she looked and sounded great. She could probably still win the show even this season. The gay thing is still up in the air since I can’t tell yet.
beet, come on – kelly clarkson has NEVER EVER been a big girl. there were times when i would have killed to have a stomachlike hers. sure, she has gained some weight, but she is NOWHERE even near big. i think she (and her ass) looked great and i wish there were more normal-looking girls like her in the entertainment industry…
oh- and i don’t think she’s gay.
Kelly is gigantic and needs a stylist ASAP. She looked like she just rolled out of bed.
eww…
i didn’t know that adam lambert is gay..
but y do u guys think kelly clarkson is ugly?
she’ll look WAY better than u ANYDAY!!!!..
so ahahahah