Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Split … Again

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Are Breaking Up Pictures Photos Is anyone else tired of hearing this story every two months? I really hope it's true this time. If nothing else, so that I don't have to write it once again two months from now. Megan Fox and BAG have reportedly broken up and called off their engagement. "The relationship had run its course," says an insider. "It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends." Whatever. I don't have complete faith in this story until I hear it from one of them or one of their reps. Like I sa...

Your Daily Lohan

linsday-lohan-topless-hedi-slimane-07 And what a Daily Lohan it is! We've got a new photo shoot that Lindsers did with Hedi Slimane -- and it's nipple-tastic! Is this the kind of "work" that's been stressing Lindsay out to the point where she can't eat? Because she sure is tiny in these pics!! Still, there's no denying it: the camera LOVES this girl. And so do I. The full photo shoot is after the jump. There a little bit of nipplage involved, so it's not entirely safe for work. Read More...

I Feel So Vindicated

mikelohan Is this a typo or is Michael Lohan trying to tell us something?  Is Ali in trouble too? I had predicted that Lohan would be back to his Save Lindsay campaign within weeks.  But then he took his blog down, so I thought maybe I was mistaken.  I assumed that maybe Michael finally "got" it.  You can't discuss personal, intimate family details on your blog when you are famous.  Which makes me very happy that I'm not famous; I dime out everyone. Anyway...he has a Twitter account!  I did...

Octo-Mom And Octo-Gram Video Smackdown

Listen, in random conversation with people, I've said that the Octo-Mom is nuts.  Intentionally having more than four fourteen children is a clear cut sign of mental illness.  No psychological evaluation needed.  But now I realize, she's actually nuts.  In video released on Radar Online, the baby factory goes head to head with her mom, Octo-Gram. Nadya Suleman appears genuinely astonished at her mother's perspective and possesses a debate strategy that doesn't extend beyond screaming "Use them or destroy them," and "You can't go back and ring a bell," over and over again.  Suleman's mother, Angela, feels that Octo-Mom was irresponsible in choosing to be implanted with six embryos when she had six tax deductions already. I know some media reports were claiming that Suleman wanted to look like Angelina Jolie, but I think she was aiming for Mickey Rourke.  And succeeded. />Listen, in random conversation with people, I've said that the Octo-Mom is nuts.  Intentionally having more than four fourteen children is a clear cut sign of mental illness.  No psychological evaluation needed.  But now I realize, she's actually nuts.  In video released on Radar Online, the baby factory goes head to head with her mom, Octo-Gram. Nadya Suleman appears genuinely astonished at her mother's perspective and possesses a debate strategy that doesn't extend beyond screaming "Use th...

Quotables

56826578madonna2242009104542am “Thanks. Another kid already?” Sean Penn's response to Madonna, as she congratulated him for his Oscar win, referring to Madge's new interest, 22 year-old Jesus Luz. Cripes, I don't know if this is true, this came from The Sun, but I really hope it is....

Britney’s Dad Testifies About Sam Lufti’s Predatory Ways

56751030britneyspears2242009102919am Jamie Spears testified at a hearing to have a permanent restraining order enacted against Sam Lufti.  At the hearing, new details have come out about our Brit.  And it really is such a reminder that, though she appears to be doing well, she is still a pretty messed up little girl. During Monday's testimony, Jamie claimed that Lufti and pap, Adnan Ghalib, slipped Britney a pre-paid cellphone as a way to maintain contact with her, since Daddy Spears monitors all of her communications.  Accor...

Virgin No More!

56704102adrianalima224200984659am Victoria's Secret model, Adriana Lima, eloped with Minnesota Timberwolves point guard, Marko Jaric.  The two quietly got hitched in Jackson Hole, Wyoming on February 14th, but just announced their union yesterday. Lima gushed, "We are so excited about our future together.  And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family."   Why didn't they just wait until this summer to get married in the first place?  You know it wasn't because o...

Charles Barkley’s DUI Lands Him Jail Time

Charles Barkley DUI Scottsdale Mug Shot 2008 Pictures Photos Good for my home state of Arizona for showing that even celebrities have to do jail time for their DUIs. Charles Barkley will do five days in Sheriff Joe's Tent City -- where the inmates have to wear pink underwear -- after pleading guilty to two counts of DUI from his arrest back in January. He'll also have to pay a $2000 fine and take an alcohol awareness class. And knowing Sheriff Joe, you better believe Charles will do the full five days. No Nicole Richie/82 minutes shit there. ...

All My G-Strings

I have just been alerted to the existence of this brilliant clip from All My Children, where the character of Ryan Lavery unexpectedly reveals that he is wearing a thong on the set. Ryan is played by actor Cameron Mathison, who is a very attractive man, but will probably be getting a lot less pussy in the coming weeks. Do straight men ever wear thongs??? Why??? /> I have just been alerted to the existence of this brilliant clip from All My Children, where the character of Ryan Lavery unexpectedly reveals that he is wearing a thong on the set. Ryan is played by actor Cameron Mathison, who is a very attractive man, but will probably be getting a lot less pussy in the coming weeks. Do straight men ever wear thongs??? Why???...

Sienna Miller’s Line at London Fashion Week

Sienna and Savannah Miller on Twenty8Twelve London Fashion Week Runway Pictures Photos Sienna Miller showed the line she designs with her sister, Twenty8Twelve, at London fashion week. The duo launched the line in September 2007 -- it's named for Sienna birthday, December 28. I'm sure her sister Savannah just LOVES that they design the line together but it's named after Sienna. What do you think of Sienna's show? The line's website is here, but it doesn't list prices. You can find some of her stuff for sale on the Saks website, though. Only $310 for a pair of jeans! ...

It’s Always Fashion Week Somewhere in the World

56835505andres_sarda223200954651pm New York Fashion Week may have wrapped up, but now it's Madrid's turn. Coincidentally, my boss injured himself recently in what I'm sure was a very intense game of flag football, and so he's been all drugged up on pain killers lately and neither reading my blog nor returning my emails. I think he's safely out of the picture for the next few days, so I get to run the pictures of Andres Sarda's GORGEOUS and AMAZING lingerie show without having to blur out all the nipply parts. This show is so c...

Kate Winslet Saw It Coming

E! unearthed this footage from Kate Winslet's 2005 appearance on the British comedy series Extras. In it, Kate jokes about doing a Holocaust film just for the Oscar. "I don't think we need another film about the Holocaust, do we?" her character version of herself says. "It's like, how many have there been? We get it. It was grim. Move on. No, I'm doing it because I've noticed that if you do a film about the Holocaust, [you're] guaranteed an Oscar. I've been nominated four times—never won. The whole world is going, 'Why hasn't Winslet won one?' That's it. That's why I'm doing it. Schindler's bloody List. The Pianist. Oscars coming out of their ass!" Kate won her first Oscar last night for her portrayal of Nazi guard Hanna Schmitz in The Reader. Yeah, it's a slow news day. Day after the Oscars always is. /> E! unearthed this footage from Kate Winslet's 2005 appearance on the British comedy series Extras. In it, Kate jokes about doing a Holocaust film just for the Oscar. "I don't think we need another film about the Holocaust, do we?" her character version of herself says. "It's like, how many have there been? We get it. It was grim. Move on. No, I'm doing it because I've noticed that if you do a film about the Holocaust, [you're] guaranteed an Oscar. I've been nominated four times—never won. The ...