Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt in Tokyo Japan Narita Pictures Photos So I just ran these photos of Paris Hilton landing at Narita Airport in Japan. A few minutes later, I came across the same set of photos from a different photo provider ... and I swear that is Doug Reinhardt from The Hills in the background there. The photo agency doesn't have him tagged, but I am 99% sure that's him. Doug is Amanda Bynes' ex-boyfriend, and he's been rumored to be dating Paris for a couple weeks now. I guess it's for real if she's dragging him along with her to Tokyo! Is she "in love" again???...

Jeremy Piven to Stand Trial … for the Union

jeremy_piven LOL! This is such a great story! Jeremy Piven is in DEEP SHIT for dropping out of his Broadway play, Speed the Plow, due to "mercury poisoning" from too much sushi. Now he has to actually go and stand trial before the Actors' Equity union to defend himself. The producers of "Speed-the-Plow" brought Piven up on charges with Equity, arguing that his abrupt departure in December from the $3.5 million production wreaked havoc with their recoupment schedule. Piven will appear before a comm...

The Hills Is Ending After This Season

lauren_conrad_dg Yesterday, I was watching the new Hills trailer with Film.com's incomparable TV editor and my fellow reality TV junkie, Pamela Sitt. "I think this is the last season," said Pamela, as we both stared, gaping, at the footage of Lauren and Heidi crying and hugging and Spencer getting into a bar fight. "It feels like they're winding down." "I imagine they are," I told her. "I can't believe Lauren Conrad's willing to do this shit much longer." And now we have confirmation -- this will be the ...

SamRo Gets Acoustic for Lindsay

Here's a little clip of Samantha Ronson performing a live acoustic set last night in LA at Genghis Cohen. Sam got "awwwws" from the crowd when she told 'em "This is for Lindsay," but the song included lyrics like "I'll follow you out of control ... I'm falling after you, in and out of love." In her dedication Sam also said, "You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again." Lindsay was apparently sitting in the front row with a digital camera -- and she said the song made her mad. Sigh. Most importantly, though -- can we get Simon Cowell to weigh in on Samantha's vocal skills? Because she definitely would not have made it to Hollywood. Thanks Anna! /> Here's a little clip of Samantha Ronson performing a live acoustic set last night in LA at Genghis Cohen. Sam got "awwwws" from the crowd when she told 'em "This is for Lindsay," but the song included lyrics like "I'll follow you out of control ... I'm falling after you, in and out of love." In her dedication Sam also said, "You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again." Lindsay was apparently sitting in the front row with a digital camera -- and she ...

The Octo-Porn!

octo_porn Okay, okay, so it's probably not going to happen, BUT ... Vivid Entertainment, one of the top adult film producers in the country, has officially offered Nadya Suleman $1M to get naked for them. Do you think they'd make her have a shitload of plastic surgery first??? I mean, she is not exactly super fit right now, after carrying eight babies around inside her. Or are they just betting that people would buy it for the freak factor? Or, more likely, they know she'll pass, they just want the publicity ... BUT...

Mark Ballas and Joanna Pacitti?

Mark Ballas and Joanna Pacitti Pictures Photos First off, I would like to say that I hope the President's little talk was DAMN good last night, because I was all excited for Idol and THEN IT WASN'T ON. Total devastation. How could they just move my favorite television show without sending out a mass email to the whole country and asking if it was okay? Nobody thinks about my needs anymore. But my little Idol obsession, Joanna Pacitti -- who's not even on the show anymore, due to ineligibility -- is already proving to be the most famou...

Chris Brown Takes First Step Toward Salvaging His Image

56666482chrisbrown225200993918am The spin has begun.  After a mediocre, sorta, kinda, not really apology, Chris Brown has begun taken anger management classes.  Of course!  And they weren't court ordered.  He's just taking them to better himself.  I'm sure this tactic was not suggested by his PR team and has nothing to do with bettering his chances at his upcoming court date. Why is it that abusers never take anger management classes prior to totally losing it and beating up people?  Like, Chris Brown never knew he had ...

Owen Wilson And Kate Hudson Continue To Participate In Train Wreck

9423269katehudson225200992606am So many times, I read some celebrity item and then never hear or read any follow-up.  So I just shelve it as a Must Have Just Been A Rumor.  Oh, how I wish this were one of those times.  Alas, it is not so. Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson have been seen biking around Paris this week.  They are totally back together. In my dating days, I had a rule about reconciliation.  If I hated a guy enough to dump him, there was no need to revisit that relationship.  Ever.  And I really wouldn't be ab...

Kanye West’s Newest Lady Love Loves Ladies

56820693kanyewest225200982743am Kanye West debuted his new girlfriend, Amber Rose, at Fashion Week.  It turns out, his new love has a few skeletons in the closet.  She's not just a former stripper and nude model, and with a name like Amber Rose it's practically a requirement to have such a career, but she's also a former lesbian.  Her ex-girlfriend, Tre, is said to be devastated to have been dumped for the caps lock loving Kanye. Pictures of Amber and Tre, in happier, pre-penis days, can be found here....

Quotables

56537135kristenstewart225200980934am "When it’s a great movie, not just one that makes a lot of money.” Twilight star Kristen Stewart's father, responding to the question of when the ungrateful, bong-loving Kristen will be a presenter at the Oscars. ...