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Here is the gorgeous and talented Jennifer Hudson singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl game. J-Hud did a phenomenal job with this. If only the refs had been equally competent!!! /> Here is the gorgeous and talented Jennifer Hudson singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl game. J-Hud did a phenomenal job with this. If only the refs had been equally competent!!! ...

Total Football Tragedy

4jamesharrison5 ZOMG. The one time in my life that I actually care about a sporting event, and my heart gets ripped out from my chest and stomped on. This is why I try not to care about things. I even wore my little Cardinals jersey that I bought when I was visiting my hometown of Phoenix, and went to a big party and wore the 3-D glasses and cheered my little heart out. It didn't matter. I'm so crushed. If you want to talk about the stupid football game that happened today, this is you...

Singlehandedly Resurrecting The Economy

This guy kevin-jamesThis guy   has managed to bring in some 83 million dollars in the past three weeks. In light of the grim economic outlook January's movie revenues are a surprise to the industry. North American ticket sales are up 20% compared to the same time last year and 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' is a large part of that improved number. I hear security guards are none to pleased with the film, but America seems to be loving it. I'll admit when I saw the trailer I was like "what in the segway riding must...

When Pectoral Muscles Go Awry

Jesse Metcalfe shot to fame as Gabrielle's hot gardner/adultery partner on 'Desperate Housewives'. He spent an inordinate amount of time shirtless looking a bit like this:  jesse-metcalfeJesse Metcalfe shot to fame as Gabrielle's hot gardner/adultery partner on 'Desperate Housewives'. He spent an inordinate amount of time shirtless looking a bit like this:      But now that Jesse has "relaxed' a bit, he looks like this:   His once taut pecs have now puckered into the sweetest of man boobs. No one ever warns these guys that once they spend all that time pumping the pecs up, they can't quit. As soon as you stop pumping iron they sag into mini mammaries. Someh...

Phelpsy Update!

michael-phelps Despite Beets fervent denials, Phelps was indeed smoking massive amounts of sticky icky out of that gigantic bong.    Olympic great Michael Phelps acknowledged "regrettable" behavior and "bad judgment" after a photo in a British newspaper Sunday showed him inhaling from a marijuana pipe. In a statement released to The Associated Press, the swimmer who won a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Games did not dispute the authenticity of the exclusive picture published Sunday by the tabloid New...

Kate Moss – Oscar Winner?

kate-moss At the age of 35 Kate Moss as conquered the realm of modeling, and now reportedly has her eye on acting. News of the World reports: The mum-of-one turned 35 last month and has told friends it’s time to movie on. And now her rock star boyfriend Jamie Hince, 39, has put her in touch with an agent in New York. A source close to her said: “She’s always had dreams of acting. Kate’s nervous but feels, with the right backing, she can make the transition from supermodel to Hollywood star.â...

‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Takes Top Honors at DGA Awards

frieda-pinto-_-dev-patel 'Slumdog Millionaire' stars Frieda Pinto and Dev Patel   'Slumdog Millionaire' - a.k.a. the little film that could - is back on track to win an Oscar next month. Recently allegations surfaced that Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog's' Director, had taken advantage of the young the film's child stars by paying them less than their due. Boyle managed to clear the air on that front, and with his victory last night reclaimed 1st place in the Oscar race. Almost every director that wins the DGA award go...

All My Jurassic Park Misgivings Are Proving True

ibex Telegraph UK is reporting that scientists have succeeded in using cloning technology to resurrect an extinct animal. Shortly before the Pyrenean Ibex or Bucardo was offically declared extinct in 2000, scientests preserved skin samples of the goat using liquid nitrogen. From that DNA, they were then able to replace missing genetic material with that of domestic goats and actually clone a female Ibex. Sadly, the newborn ibex kid died shortly after birth due to physical defects in its lungs. O...

Lisa Loeb Lucky In Love

lisa-loeb People has reported that Lisa Loeb wed boyfriend Roey Hershkovitz in a traditional Jewish Ceremony last night. Loeb and Hershkovitz dated for roughly two years before getting engaged in November of '08. Congrats to the happy couple!  I think I still have Tails, her debut CD, floating around somewhere. I played it for some 3 months straight when I first got it....

Lindsay Still Ignoring Father’s Advice

linds-ronson Lohan and Ronson alert! Whackadaddy famewhore foiled again! Despite Michael Lohan's rants about Sam Ronson and her poisonous influence over Linds, the two still appear to be quietly dating. Pics (and Evil Beet reader eyewitness accounts) show Ronson appearing to be alone at her last gig, but the couple were definitely together at the Maxim Superbowl Party so I would presume that the lesbian love affair is still going strong....