Last night was the LA premiere of He's Just Not That Into You. We already saw what anorex-shrek looked like, but what do you think of Scarlett Johansson's new look? I struggle every single time I write her last name. I have a mental block against the spelling; the mnemonic device of "slutty Scarlett" has helped greatly.
Angie Dickinson Drew Barrymore was seen hugging Justin Long which should prompt a rash of "Drew and Mac Guy Reunited" stories; I was just grateful for the embrace so...
Last night was the LA premiere of He's Just Not That Into You. We already saw what anorex-shrek looked like, but what do you think of Scarlett Johansson's new look? I struggle every single time I write her last name. I have a mental block against the spelling; the mnemonic device of "slutty Scarlett" has helped greatly.
Angie Dickinson Drew Barrymore was seen hugging Justin Long which should prompt a rash of "Drew and Mac Guy Reunited" stories; I was just grateful for the embrace so...
Well here you have it. My final blog. And for those of you who are doubters or knockers, let me say that I never took a penny for my blog or anything I ever did for any of my children. I did what I did, out of love and concern, regardless of any of your opinions. I did it to help them, advance their careers and give them hope. I taught them that anything is possible if you really want it enough, and that when your heart is in the right place, God will make it all happen!
And although I have ful...
Remember this guy from Britney's "Toxic" video?
He also appeared as the sexy masseuse in the "Stacy's Mom" video.
Matt Felker is definitely the male video vixen of our video generation, and, as many of you may have noticed over the years, my #1 personal crush. I think he's just about the most perfect definition of male beauty I've ever seen. I ::heart:: Matt so much.
When I noticed a spot in the "If You Seek Amy" casting call for:
“KEN DOLL” HUSBAND / No Union Affiliation ...
Well, well, well.
Look who's all grown up, gorgeous, and legs-tastic!
It's Dakota Fanning, before a David Letterman appearance in NYC.
Wow, when did this happen? Dakota looks amazing. Stick your stupid Oscar nomination in these tiny shorts, Abigail Breslin.
Dakota's only fourteen years old -- but she'll be fifteen on the 23rd.
I mean, this is definitely tasteful sexy ... but is a look like this ever appropriate on a fourteen-year-old? Especially on a national stage?
[galler...
Jennifer Connelly was totally the Starving Green Giant at the LA premiere of He's Just Not That Into You.
Those shoulder pads aren't fooling anyone, sweetheart!
You're melting away!
But if you have to be all anorexic, you may as well do it in great shoes, right?
[gallery]...
Oh, happy happy day!
Joey Boy Francis was arrested today after showing up five hours late for a U.S. court hearing.
What a moron!
The Girls Gone Wild founder was arrested Monday for showing up five hours late to a court hearing on his lawyer's motion to step down as Francis' counsel.
A bench warrant was issued this morning after Francis failed to show and he could not be reached by telephone 30 minutes after the hearing's scheduled 8:30 a.m. start.
He ultimately showed up at 1:30, w...
Rebecca Romijn, who is 36 years old and gave birth to two human beings on December 28, walked out of her house looking like this on Monday.
Ridiculous.
Even her vagina looks tight.
Nobody should be this small a month after birthing twins.
How are some people so genetically perfect?...
Someone sent me the specs for the cattle call for Brit's "If You Seek Amy" video (no union folks, thank you very much), and honestly I get 10-year-olds posting on Evil Beet about the things they want to do to Miley Cyrus's "vergina" who have a stronger command of the English language than whoever wrote this shit. This is a truly embarrassing crucifixion of the written word. Britney probably wrote it herself.
Ahem:
SEXY BODIED PARTY PEOPLE / No Union Affiliation / Supporting / Male or Fema...
I thought today would be a sad day, what with the Cardinals losing last night and everything.
But it's actually a happy day!
There's a bench warrant out for Joe Francis's arrest! Oh, happy, happy day!
He failed to show up for a court date for his tax evasion trial. And this is a federal trial and a U.S. judge issued the bench warrant.
This is some serious shit! Why would Joey Boy miss his court date?
PUT HIM IN JAIL FOREVER!!!...
I am pretty sure everyone here is just doing their best Cate Blanchett impression.
Except for the Asian guy. He just hopes you have cocaine. ...
Woah.
I no longer think Christian Bale is hot.
Click here to listen to his loooooong and very frightening rant against what appears to be some manner of lighting tech on the Terminator: Salvation set. (WARNING: The audio starts automatically and contains profanity.)
I don't care how hard your day has been, or how hard your co-workers are to deal with, there is just no excuse for this kind of an angry rant against someone who isn't even fighting back. It accomplishes nothing, and Christia...