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Kid Rock Balks At Being Required To Work For Two Weeks Like A Common Person

56124743kidrock25200990106am Kid Rock is whining because community service isn't going the way he thinks it should.  He was sentenced to eighty hours of community service after his Waffle House melee back in 2007.  Since then, he has done charity events for autism, AIDS and war veterans organizations and feels that those efforts should be applied towards his time.  Instead, he's been assigned to clerical work and snow removal in his home state of Michigan. Here's the thing-community service is punishment.  It isn't Clu...

Miley Wasn’t Making Fun Of Goofy Looking Asians

miley_face1 Miley has posted an explanation of this picture on her blog.  Turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding.  She wasn't making fun of Asian people; she was just making goofy faces.  And the only reason we even care about her making slanted eye faces is because Britney is doing better now.  Seems perfectly logical to me. I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and t...

Can I Somehow Get Involved In Selling Tickets Or Working The Concession Stand Or Something For The Beyonce Smackdown? I’m Willing To Help In Any Way.

Oh.  Hell.  Yes.  During a Seattle concert a few nights ago, Etta James said what I've needed to hear for so long now.  She can't stand Beyonce.  The relief is so immense for me to learn that I am not alone; it comes over me in waves.  Speaking of waves of pleasure, the clip above is from the concert.  Yeah, you have to look at annoying ads, but it's totally worth the aural orgasm you will surely experience in multiples.  I don't know if she downed a few Sidecars before she went on st...

DISHONOR!

Some dude in Colorado has been robbing 7-11s using a bat'leth -- a unique Klingon sword from the Star Trek world. What kills me is that not only did someone rob a 7-11 with a Klingon sword, but that a witness on the scene was able to identify it so specifically. Like, "Oh, yes, that was definitely a bat'leth. It's a Klingon longsword. Dates back to about 625 A.D., if you believe the oral histories. It's ironic, really, because the name translates directly as "Sword of Honor," but if you told this story to its original designer, the warrior Kahless, he ..." but the guy didn't get to continue because he was then arrested for talking about Star Trek to a police officer. Thanks Linda! /> Some dude in Colorado has been robbing 7-11s using a bat'leth -- a unique Klingon sword from the Star Trek world. What kills me is that not only did someone rob a 7-11 with a Klingon sword, but that a witness on the scene was able to identify it so specifically. Like, "Oh, yes, that was definitely a bat'leth. It's a Klingon longsword. Dates back to about 625 A.D., if you believe the oral histories. It's ironic, really, because the name translates directly as "Sword of Honor," but if you told...

Miley Cyrus: “The Climb”

Miley Cyrus Here's Miley's latest single, "The Climb." It's off the soundtrack to her new Hannah Montana flick, and it just hit the Internets on Wednesday, although Miley debuted it at the inauguration concert where she performed a couple weeks ago. It's not a bad ballad, but I have to admit that I love the bubble gum, pop stuff out of Miley. She also doesn't have the super-strong voice you like to hear on ballads. I dunno. What do you guys think? Click below to play. ...

We Hear …

That the Jonas Brothers will be performing "Superstition" live at the Grammys ... alongside Stevie Wonder. Even our tipster said Wonder was "a complete tool for agreeing to this." What do you guys think? />...

Your Daily Lohan

lohan-1 Um ... so Puss 'N' Boots hasn't been out and about for "candid" photos hardly at all lately, and neither has Samantha. It's all very strange. Lindsay never just disappears like this. I miss her. In place of your Daily Lohan today, here's the flyer for the Valentine's Day party she and SamRo are co-hosting. It's at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Florida (yes, that's where Anna Nicole died), and I can't believe someone was so stupid as to pay Lindsay Lohan to host an event that Sama...

Holly Madison Quits Her Job at Playboy!

56130339holly_criss117200823756pm No way! I thought she wanted that job more than anything in the world!?? Holly Madison has resigned from her job as Playmate editor for Playboy -- apparently because she wanted to spend more time with Criss Angel in Vegas. Sources at Playboy says she hasn't really been doing much work around there recently anyway. It's funny -- I was watching Girls Next Door last night for the first time in forever. The episode looked like it had been filmed in early-to-mid 2008 (they were casting the 55th anniversa...

Tony Parker Buys a French Basketball Team

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria at SAG Awards Pictures Photos Eva Longoria's hubby -- who is originally from France -- has purchased the second-largest stake of ASVEL, France's most titled professional basketball team, and he will, he says, begin serving immediately as the club's Director of Operations. Not too shabby for a 26-year-old. "Why not, why not?" Parker answered, when asked if playing for the French club itself was in his plans. "When I'm 36, 37 years old, who knows how my NBA will go. Why not play one more farewell year in France afterwards? I've raised the subject with Eva, and she has nothing against liv...

The Big Rob T-Shirt Photo Shoot!

dsc01799 Hi, guys. So, today I came up with a really good use of our company's time and money, and I just wanted to share it here. Remember how we ran that contest awhile back for those Big Rob T-shirts? Well, the PR company sent me one as a thank-you for doing the contest, and the PR girl was like, "Hey, if you wouldn't mind, it would be awesome if we could get some pics of you wearing the shirt for our promotional materials," and I was like, "Oh, Lord, yes." I grabbed my coworker Laremy, the King of Film.com (and also the only person...

He’s Just Not That Into You: Marie Claire Photo Shoot

mcx030109_106_1_4-lg-69059943 Jennifer Aniston, Ginnifer Goodwin and Drew Barrymore -- all stars of the critically panned He's Just Not That Into You (I could have told you this film was gonna suck the instant they announced they were making it) -- sat down with Marie Claire for a chat and a photo shoot. Both are actually pretty adorable. You can read a portion of the interview here. This is my favorite part: Ginnifer Goodwin: I want alcohol. Jennifer Aniston: [to waiter] Grey Goose on the rocks with lime and oli...
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