I'm sure Phelpsy is crying his little eyes out and wiping them with marijuana leaves, because USA Swimming has suspended him for three whole months. I don't even know what this means. I assume it means he can't compete, which I assume he is absolutely fine with, because mostly what he wants to do right now is get high and fuck cocktail waitresses. Oh, and they cut off their financial support to Phelps for the same three-month period, effective Thursday. I'm sure this is very hard on Michael, too, because he is deeply dependent on the thousand dollars a month US...
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I've really been struggling because Mischa Barton has been showing up all over hell looking, well, decent. Oh, more than decent, really. She's been strolling around Paris in haute couture looking-attractive? Just saying that sentence makes me feel like I've spit in the face of all I hold to be absolute truth.
So seeing Mischa Fierce leaving Bardot nightclub donning Citizens of Humanity cut-offs with ripped leggings, Kurt Cobain flannel, studded belt and a Boy George hat really brings ...
What do you think of Fergie's look? She looks like a wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn't know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress.
Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood. Paris was there. Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine? The girl can hardly stand at this point . Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keys...
When I first saw him in Varsity Blues, I was all like, "That is the hottest dude ever. I'm in love." And I was so sure he was going to be this huge star, but then his career just kind of fizzled, and then he made Eight Below, which was like the career equivalent of jumping the shark. And he totally didn't live up to his hotness potential, either. I call it Ryder Strong Syndrome.
I'm really glad I fell out of love with him awhile back, because otherwise the news that he's engaged to a 19-...
The star of Confessions of a Shopaholic -- and Sacha Cohen's baby mama -- wore this to the NYC premiere of the flick. I can't say I love the dress (and I can say I hate the shoes), and, to be honest, homegirl doesn't really know how to work a red carpet. It's obvious she's had training, but the poses and the faces still come off a bit forced. She's a fantastic actress, but maybe modeling's not her thing.
It's Isla Fisher's first film role as a leading lady.
Can the comedienne carry a fil...
You know, I gotta admit, he does look 100% better now that he's healthy and not fat and yelling all the time. He was looking way gross toward the end there.
I wonder if the newly single Paris Hilton will be knocking on his doorstep again.
Here's the dirt:
After 10 years of struggling with alcohol and drugs, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter knew he had a problem. But nothing could make him stop for more than a few months at a time – not a DUI, a bar brawl, or even his ballooning weight, whic...
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Oh, yay, La Lohan's back ... and she's driving!
Yes, it's true, Los Angeles: Lindsay Lohan is BACK ON THE ROAD. She's got her license back after her DUI.
Lindsay was riding solo during the day yesterday, but she met up with Samantha Ronson later in the day to attend a Vanity Fair party. And in the Vanity Fair photos, she's clutching that same marbled notebook.
I wonder what's in it.
I don't think it's a food diary, because no one wants to have to write down that they ate a bag of Do...
Word on the street is that the two are in a semi-serious relationship -- although her camp denies it.
At first I was like, "What on earth could Audrina and Paris Hilton possibly have in common that he would be attracted to both?"
And then it hit me:
Wonky. Eyes.
You find Benji Madden's heart by staring at the ceiling, ladies. ...
I never would have guessed it!
Oh, wait, except I totally would have.
It's official: they're doing an SaTC sequel. They apparently finalized signatures yesterday.
There's no script yet, but they're expected to film this summer and release in summer 2010.
Is anyone excited about this?
I'm kind of ... not. ...
Hmmm, I'm not sure what to make of this. Apparently Holly wrote on her MySpace that she quit her job at Playboy because it paid jack shit and wasn't interesting anymore, but then when I went to look for the entry just now it was gone. Why did she remove it? Here's what she apparently said:
"When one is trying to move on with their life, it isn't beneficial to spend so much time on something that doesn't pay much and sadly enough is no longer rewarding to you," Madison writes online.
Three specific reasons for leaving: The job doesn't pay enough for her to commute fr...