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Claire Danes and Boyishly Handsome Unknown Now Engaged

  claire-danes-hugh-dancy-engagement  Not to say that Hugh's acting credits are insignificant so much as um....well....undiscovered? To his credit, he did just star in this year's Alfred P. Sloan Award winner at Sundance (Adam) and now he's engaged to Claire Danes! He will be appearing next in Confessions of a Shopoholic while Claire makes her next appearance in Me and Orson Welles. Congrats to the happy couple!...

Oh Noes! Looks Like Subway Is Going to Dump Phelpsy!

Michael Phelps Penis Cock Through Speedo Pictures Photos First Kellogg's, now Subway. Apparently after his run-in with the wacky tobacky, Subway doesn't want Michael Phelps' foot-long anywhere near theirs. (Get it? That was a penis joke.) Exclusive! Subway has officially de-linked Michael Phelps as they prepare to drop his recently announced sponsorship deal. Before Michael’s bong hits hit the headlines, Michael Phelps was featured on the Subway web site. However, since the swimmer’s pothead scandal, Subway has removed all links to pages featuring the Olympic swimmer (s...

Quotables

fantasia_barrino "I'm going vintage on the red carpet. I have lost 20 pounds, so now I can get into vintage, because the women back then were petite. They were very small." Fantasia Barrino, discussing what she'll be wearing on the red carpet at the Grammys. Fantasia has recently announced that she is going back to finish high school, which is a good idea, because this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. She makes it sound like humans as a species have evolved to be larger since the 1920s. You're not wearin...

Sandra Bullock to Become a Full-Time Mommy!

sandra_jesse Nope, she's not preggers -- but Sandra Bullock will now be a full-time mom to the daughter of her husband, Jesse James. That's because the mom of the little girl -- a 5-year-old named Sunny -- is a porn star who is heading to federal prison. That's hot! On March 10, Sunny’s mother, former adult film star Janine Lindemulder, 40, will head for federal prison to serve a six-month sentence for income tax evasion. While Janine is behind bars, an Orange County, Calif., court awarded temporary...

Your Daily Lohan

56651014spasulka26200924036pm OMG! So many new pictures of Puss 'N' Boots today I could just implode. And she's wearing BOOTS. I really like this set of pictures, taken last night at a party for her hairstylist, Andy Lecompte. Something looks different about Linds -- she looks very happy, cute, playful. More adult but less old, if that makes any sense? Plus Samantha was there with her, and they posed together, and they look really happy and in love right now, which also makes me happy. [gallery]...

Christian Bale Apology

Christian Bale finally apologized for his tirade against the lighting guy on the Terminator:  Salvation set.  Whatever, dude.  He wasn't so broken up about the burden of being a movie star until this all hit the media. It’s been a miserable week for me. I know I have a pottymouth, everybody knows that now. I have no confusion whatsoever. I was out of order beyond belief, I was way out of order. I acted like a punk, I regret that and there is nobody that has heard that tape that has been h...

Jessica Simpson Had A Bad Day

Remember when Jessica Simpson could sing? Me neither. Last night she opened for Rascal Flatts in Grand Rapids, Michigan and kind of fell apart. She forgot the words to her own song, "Come on Over". As she began her last number, she told the audience that she felt like walking off the stage. And when she finally did walk off stage, she was wiping tears from her eyes.  So sad. Boyfriend Tony Romo missed his flight to meet her which probably threw her totally off course. Or, she lost the key to the minibar in her room. Alright, alright.....

Quotables AKA Hollywood Is Completely Bitchy This Week

2318877seanpenn262009105619am "People are spending too much time modeling for some fucking clothing company instead of acting, and I resent it.  It's like, 'Are you going to do the Chanel ad today? I thought you were in the middle of shooting a fucking movie.'" Sean Penn in a Rolling Stone interview, expressing his disgust towards actors who aren't focused on their craft.  Pictured above, receiving his Oscar a few years back from Nicole Kidman, his co-star in the 2005 movie The Interpreter.  Oh, and former Chanel m...

Hayden Panettiere Continues Her Underage Bar Tour

12191633haydenpanettiere26200994411am1 It looks like Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimigla, the couple with the most obnoxiously difficult names to pronounce, are ovah.  According to this dude, Hayden was at Crown Bar making out with Jesse McCartney.  Not just making out, but, like, foreplaying (I bet you didn't know foreplay could be verbed).  Ever the consummated professional, she did pause to sign autographs.  Can you imagine being the fan that interrupts that action?  "Uh, excuse me...Hayden?  Hi, I'm Suzi and I was just wonderi...

Taylor Swift Will Go Completely Alanis Morissette on You if You Cross Her

15778292taylorswift26200992105am Taylor Swift tells it like it is in the March issue of Self magazine.  If you don't want to end up in unflattering lyric, don't screw with Tay. "If you don't want me to write bad songs about you, then don't do bad things," Swift, 19, tells Self magazine in its March issue. She lives by that simple mantra – and a commitment to writing honest songs. "I don't think honesty is ever something you should regret," Swift says. "I figure if I'm going to cover things up and try to hide the way I feel and try to be ...

Today In Backpedal

56257305ettajames25200973506am1 Ugh.  I was really hoping this wouldn't happen.  Etta James issued a sorta apology for the comments she made about Beyonce. James told the New York Daily News, "I didn't really mean anything.  Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude...That's probably what went into it.  Nobody was getting mad at me in Seattle.  They were all laughing, and it was funny."   She shared that her pre-song commentary didn't come "from a vicious place" and also that she wasn't too concerned about offending President Obama.  "He's got other stuff [to worry about] besides Etta James." When asked if she felt th...
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