Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Seriously the Wrigley’s Campaign Is the Least of Chris Brown’s Problems Right Now

But Wrigley's has temporarily suspended his ad campaign until we can all decide whether or not he tossed Rihanna around the room like this pack of Doublemint gum. Things are NOT looking good for Chris at this point. It's nearly 24 hours after this shit hit the proverbial fan, and we haven't heard a statement from Rihanna's camp or his to defend his behavior. If this alleged violence wasn't against Rihanna, her peeps would have issued a statement by now, I think. Chris hasn't been canned yet by Wrigley's because, ya know, he's innocent until proven guilty and stuff. "Wrigley is concerned by the serious allegations made against Chris Brown," a company spokesperson said in a statement. "We believe Mr. Brown should be afforded the same due process as any citizen. However, we have made the decision to suspend the current advertising featuring Brown and any related marketing communications until the matter is resolved." /> But Wrigley's has temporarily suspended his ad campaign until we can all decide whether or not he tossed Rihanna around the room like this pack of Doublemint gum. Things are NOT looking good for Chris at this point. It's nearly 24 hours after this shit hit the proverbial fan, and we haven't heard a statement from Rihanna's camp or his to defend his behavior. If this alleged violence wasn't against Rihanna, her peeps would have issued a statement by now, I think. Chris hasn't been canne...

Madonna and … Child

fass_madonna_16_h-1 Here's the new photo spread from W magazine that's apparently a re-enactment of the night Madonna met 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, and then fucked his barely-legal brains out. The shoot is called "One Night in Rio." Ya know, I'm 26 years old, and even I think I'd feel a little dirty sleeping with a 22-year-old. Madonna is 50, with a teenage daughter. I think I'd just die on the spot if my mother did a photo shoot like this. Is it wrong that I actually find this shit more unsettl...

Kate and Owen Back On? You Have Got to Be Kidding Me.

kate_and_owen.jpg ARGGGGGGH! Haven't these two realized yet that they're poison for each other? The buzz is that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are together yet again. They spent Sunday at Owen's Malibu home, chilling with Kate's son, Ryder. NOTHING GOOD happens when these two reunite. Kate's been looking like a hot mess lately, and her ex-boyfriend just knocked up his new girlfriend, so you know she's been hitting the beer and feeling sorry for herself. I'm sure most guys in Hollywood won't touch her w...

Bridget’s Got a New Dude!

Bridget Marquardt and New Boyfriend Nick Carpenter Pictures Photos Awww, she looks so happy and gorgeous and radiant! I'm just delighted for her! Bridget Marquardt debuted her new man -- 29-year-old director Nick Carpenter -- on the Grammy red carpet last night. Nick directed her in the upcoming thriller The Telling (which I'm sure is a cinematic masterpiece), and they've been a couple since October. “I really haven’t dated in so long,” she said. "I feel like I’m in high school again.” She really looks so in love. I'm genuinely happy fo...

The Octo-Mom and Her Octo-Tots!

It's our first in-depth look at the Suleman family, courtesy of The Today Show. I think that woman has eight more babies in her lips. />.msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;} .msnbcLinks a {text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the...

Lily Allen Concludes That Googling Herself To Figure Out How She Got Home The Previous Night Could Be An Indication That She Has A Problem

55050718lilyallen292009110056am It was just a couple of weeks ago that Lily Allen announced she was off booze for a while and sticking to cocaine.  In that interview for, uh, Interview, Allen said that her drinking wasn't out of control; she just didn't want to provide any ammunition to the press.  She must have rethought that angle. Now, Lily admits that last summer she passed out in bed and after awaking to a party in her house, couldn't figure out how she got home.  She had to Google herself to piece together the events ...

Forget About Chris Brown For A Minute…

16530526gwynethpaltrow292009100033am2 Can we issue a warrant for the arrest of Gwyneth Paltrow's stylist?  Her Grammy ensemble left me dumb and blind for several minutes. Also behind the scenes at the Grammy Awards, Nicole Kidman's facial muscles have left the building, Queen Latifah is still working on her healthy weight, Leann Rimes' husband struck the "Yes, she's pregnant!" pose,  and Katy Perry's performance dress completely cancels out all the positive that had been accomplished by her red carpet look. [gallery]...

Apparently You Just Are That Into The Movie Everyone Said Was Going To Suck

16519901hjntiycast29200982408am He's Just Not That Into You took the number one spot at the movies this weekend with a $27.5M haul.  I guarantee that it will be number one next weekend too.  Women will flood the theaters after not landing a Valentine's Day date with the object of their affection.  May this be a good lesson:  If you are watching Drew Barrymore movies on February 14th instead of getting laid, he's just not that into you.  Are we clear now? May I share my own HJNTIY story?  Five years ago, Valentine's...

Usher’s Wife In Midst Of Plastic Surgery Nightmare

56418679usher29200975644am Usher cancelled his scheduled Saturday night appearance at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy celebration due to a serious family emergency.  As it turns out, the crisis stems from plastic surgery gone wrong. Usher's wife, Tameka, underwent some sort of plastic surgery procedure in Brazil.  Since she popped out two kids in thirteen months, I'm voting tummy tuck, boob lift, lipo...oh screw it, full body overhaul.  Anyway, Usher has travelled to South America as well as Cedars-Sinai neurosurgeon, Gabriel Hunt...

Dancing With The Stars Cast Revealed

51328997stevewozniak29200972040am Last night, ABC revealed the majority of the lineup for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.  The network didn't just release the names; they did this whole ridiculous, clue-giving, suspense thing throughout the hour during Extreme Home Makeover commercial breaks.  Are people really hanging on the edge of their sectionals, eyes glued to the screen, anxiously awaiting these announcements?  Unlike seasons past, I had actually heard of most of these, um, stars. Contestants include Jewe...