Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Conversation With Robert Pattinson Proves To Be More Effective Than A Restraining Order

56660770robert-pattison210200983858pm Twilight's Robert Pattinson is really boring.  Last year while filming a movie in Spain, America's favorite vampire had a stalker.  Now, let's get the facts first:  this woman was fixated on the actor and stood outside his apartment all day, every day for hours and hours on end.  Creepy, right?  He got bored and went to dinner with her.  Who the hell intentionally dines with their obsessive pursuer?  Maybe he was operating under the theory that the crazy chicks are usually really good in bed....

Katherine Heigl Loses Her Number One Reason For Complaining

13722591katherineheigl211200973404am Grey's Anatomy cast member, James Pickens Jr.,  has announced that Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight are leaving the show.  Seriously, I don't possess the blogger hate that seems so prevalent for Katherine Heigl, but it will be a nice reprieve to not have to listen to her constant bitching and complaining about the show that made her famous.  I just want to say "Listen, Katie, you were a nobody before Grey's.  So suck it up, fuck your dead fiance and cash your paycheck."  I don't think there is...

Is Anyone Else Watching Toddlers & Tiaras?

pageant You guys, I've found my new favorite show. It's on TLC, and, each week, they follow three families whose children are competing in little-girl beauty pageants. When I say "little girls," I just want you to know that I am not talking about 12-year-olds. These girls are 6 or under. In the debut episode, one lady was competing her 2-year-old, who apparently started pageants as a 4-month-old. And she wasn't kidding! There are BABIES at these pageants. In one of the episodes, they award "Best H...

Yes Of Course We Have Photos from the Westminster Dog Show

56687796westminster210200992451pm What, you thought we wouldn't? These awards are like the Grammys of awesomeness. I cooed the entire time I was looking through these pictures. SO CUTE! I should note that Leo was specifically asked not to compete this year, because it would make it unfair for the rest of the competition. So, instead of being at the Westminster Dog Show right now, he is at home with me, attempting to eat my risotto after spending last night destroying one of my favorite sandals. Leo would win the award fo...

Addicted to Plastic Surgery!!!

surgery_129533s A 29-year-old British model who has had over 100 plastic surgery operations (costing more than a million dollars) is checking into plastic surgery rehab in Malibu, California -- and it'll all be filmed for reality TV, of course. "I've had so many operations that I can't feel my stomach, my left breast, or anything under my right arm," says Alicia Douvall, who first went under the knife as a teenager. "I've had 15 boob jobs. I've changed my eyes and nose, had facelifts. My philosophy is 'if it can be changed, it will be'. It's got to the stage where doctors in Britain refuse to treat me a...

More Details on Rihanna/Chris Brown Fight

rihanna-chris-clive This just gets worse and worse. Rihanna -- who is fully cooperating with authorities -- said Chris choked her until she lost consciouness, while threatening to kill her. They began squabbling after leaving Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party late Saturday. Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.'s Hancock Park neighborhood. That's when, per the source, Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage. He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and, according to the insider, said, "I'm ...

I Love It When Mandy Moore Fails

mandy_moore Why do I hate Mandy Moore so much? Oh, I don't know. Maybe because when her fashion line, Mblem, shut its doors this week, this was her statement: “I love the fashion world. I’m fascinated by it. I’m humbled by it. If I were to dip my toe back in there, it would have to be the right situation… a great partnership that could represent a true reflection of me and my ideas and, you know, that wasn’t happening. So next go round, that needs to be top of the list." It's the way she talks. It's so douche-y. So holier-than-thou. I dunno....

Rihanna Cooperating with Authorities, Chris Brown “A Little Concerned”

Despite earlier reports that Rihanna was not cooperating with authorities, it looks like she is cooperating fully. So, ya know, good for her. Meanwhile, T.I. went on Carson Daly's show last night and was asked about the incident. "I spoke to him today," T.I. said. "He's cool, you know. He's a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris. I told him, 'This too shall pass.'" Ummmm ... what the fuck, T.I.? I don't care what actually happened, someone should have told you that you do NOT GO on national television acting like domestic violence allegations are the kind of thing you can be "a little concerned" or "cool" about. You, my friend, are headed to jail in March -- isn't that right? So maybe you don't have this whole life thing figured out just yet, and maybe you should shut the fuck up. I'm just so annoyed with all this. /> Despite earlier reports that Rihanna was not cooperating with authorities, it looks like she is cooperating fully. So, ya know, good for her. Meanwhile, T.I. went on Carson Daly's show last night and was asked about the incident. "I spoke to him today," T.I. said. "He's cool, you know. He's a little concerned about the situation, but he's still the same Chris. I told him, 'This too shall pass.'" Ummmm ... what the fuck, T.I.? I don't care what actually happened, someone should have tol...

Does the Octomom Want to Be Angelina Jolie?

angelina_nadya The Huffington Post has an interesting piece today on Octomom Nadya Suleman -- apparently she's had plastic surgery, and it seems like the surgery was intended to make her look more like Angelina: Both women are 33 and are mothers to arguably, at least for now, the two most famous broods in the world. They also survived divorce, longed for children and chose to become single parents. Consider this: In photos of Suleman pre-octuplets out Monday, she looks noticeably different. She has had...

Quotables

SPL14408_011 "Britney has a beautiful soul. We share something really special. The truth about us will come out eventually, but it's not for me to talk about. I love her...I still love Britney.  I'm her boyfriend." Adnan Ghalib, in a Heat magazine interview, in which he insists that he and Britney are still in a relationship despite the restraining order she has filed against him....

Eight Arrested For Intent To Have Munchies In The Company Of An Olympic Hero

56428034michaelphelps2102009103856am1 Holy shit.  Yeah, I get that pot is illegal, but does anyone thing that this has just escalated to an unreal level?  Even the governor of South Carolina thinks it's meaningless. Eight people were arrested this week in connection with the Michael Phelps bong incident-seven with possession and one with distribution.  Police confiscated the bong that some its owner tried to sell on Ebay for $100,000. Phelps has not been charged yet, even though he's the one person in the photograph who is actually taking a hi...