Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Octomom’s Mother Can’t Talk Shit Anymore

Octuplets They put a gag order on Nadya Suleman's mother, Angela, after it was revealed that she was paid $40K to talk shit about her daughter to Radar magazine. Joann Killeen, Nadya Suleman's publicist, says that RadarOnline gave Angela Suleman $40,000 for the exclusive video chat. OK, now it's really getting ugly. And greedy! "I had to put a gag on Nadya's mother, who sold her out to RadarOnline," she told LA Weekly. "They paid her $40,000 to sell [Nadya] out, and she can't talk about her daugh...

Phelpsy Apologizes to China

Here's a little video message of Michael Phelps apologizing for his weed smoking ... to China! I guess they don't know about Chris Brown or the Octomom over there -- here in the U.S. no one even remembers this scandal anymore!!! I like how Phelpsy looks pretty stoned in this video, and you can see his little eyeballs move to follow the teleprompter. He couldn't even be bothered to memorize his own apology! Oh, and I got an email from a tipster last night: "A friend from U Mich said that he used to go to parties, HAMMERED and once after losing a game of beer pong feel asleep on top of her friend while making out." CUTE! Anyone else have Wasted Phelpsy stories?? Email me at evilbeet@gmail.com!!! /> Here's a little video message of Michael Phelps apologizing for his weed smoking ... to China! I guess they don't know about Chris Brown or the Octomom over there -- here in the U.S. no one even remembers this scandal anymore!!! I like how Phelpsy looks pretty stoned in this video, and you can see his little eyeballs move to follow the teleprompter. He couldn't even be bothered to memorize his own apology! Oh, and I got an email from a tipster last night: "A friend from U Mich said that h...

Quotables

carrie-underwood "I'm anti-Valentine's Day. I don't believe – and this goes for anybody – your man shouldn't love you for one day out of 365. He should love you 365 days out of the year. I want Valentine's Day every day." Carrie Underwood, who says she'll be spending Valentine's Day with her rat terrier, Ace. Sorry posting is slow today, kids. Both Wendie and I are still hella sick today. I should have gotten a flu shot!!! Stupid stupid stupid. ...

Proud Papa!

snn1305aa-380_732314a No, this little boy isn't this child's brother -- he's her father. Meet 13-year-old Alfie Patten, whose 15-year-old girlfriend had this baby girl, Maisie, four days ago. Alfie is four feet tall and says he "thought it would be good to have a baby." "When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble," he says. "We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it." OMG! He will be "good"? Is he worried he'll ...

“I’m Not Fat, Y’all!!”

16542034jessica_simpson213200913718am Personally, I thought Jessica Simpson looked DAMN GOOD when she performed at Madison Square Garden with Rascal Flatts last night. I think the whole problem previously was the outfit. I swear she needs a new team of stylists that specialize in "I'm not really a size 2 anymore" wardrobes. This is NOT a fat girl, she just has this tendency to put on a tiny bit of weight and then choose the outfits that emphasize it the most. [gallery]...

NAACP Image Awards: The Dresses

Eva Marcille Here's the rest of the looks from the NAACP red carpet. I hate to admit it, but Eva Marcille looked gorgeous, as much as I dislike her and she will always be Eva Pigford in my book (she was SUCH a bitch on the show!!!). I like Taraji Henson's dress but I feel like it would have been way prettier in ANY other color. Tia Mowry was an enormous FAIL in my mind. That dress doesn't flatter anything about her. Jennifer Hudson took home the award for best new artist, and Beyonce won for be...

Usher’s Wife Went Into Cardiac Arrest Before Liposuction

Tameka Foster and Usher So, as you all probably know by now, Usher's wife, Tameka Foster, was in Brazil to have lipo on her tummy, and went into cardiac arrest after being put under general anesthesia. Tameka had just given birth to the couple's second son two months ago. Now, everyone wants to talk about how the stomach isn't ready for lipo that soon after giving birth, which is neither here nor there, because the lipo was never performed, you guys. The problem was with the general anesthesia. I have two questions: 1) Why on earth did she go to Brazil to have a simple, le...