Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chris Brown’s Dad Talks to the Media

chris-brown-grammy-rehearsal Chris Brown is in Virginia, and apparently spent some time with his father, who then spent some time with People magazine. Here's what he had to say: "Just know that he's home ... He needed some time to get his thoughts together and regroup. He's very concerned about the situation and he wants to make sure that [Rihanna is] okay. This is unfortunate—this stumble, this situation. Hopefully, he will get past it. We all have our shortcomings. We all trip ... If you are on his side, you are on his side. Just ...

Okay, Let’s Talk Valentine’s Day

8 Olympic champ Amanda Beard got engaged to her boyfriend, photographer Sacha Brown, over Christmas. "We are thrilled to be starting the next chapter in our lives together," says Beard. "We are completely in love and to top it off we are best friends. Sacha proposed on Christmas morning in the most perfect way I could imagine. He is truly the man of my dreams and every day I spend with him is a blessing. Basically, it rocks." Sigh. Lindsay Lohan found a lover who lasted longer than a summer...

Kellie Pickler Needs to Stop Doing Stuff to Her Face

Kellie Pickler I don't even know who this person is, but she looks about 20 years older than little Kellie Pickler. Kellie -- cut it out with the plastic surgery on the face!!! That goes for ALL of you adorable Hollywood girls! Anna Faris? Audrina Patridge? ARE YOU LISTENING? It is NOT HOT to look like everybody else, and it is certainly not hot to look like a mangled plastic surgery experiment. This is such a tragedy. Kellie was so adorable. This new face is horrific. Ew. Why do people do this to their faces when they're perfectly hot to begin with??? These girls a...

Your Daily Lohan

56722734lindsay_lohan213200975748pm Puss 'N' Boots is at Fashion Week, looking every bit as skinny and coked out as ever. She showed up to Charlotte Ronson's show, to support her eventual sister-in-law, along with Samantha. I actually really dig her outfit here -- but it's the kind of look you can only pull off when you're teeeeensy tiny, like she is right now. Seriously I'm getting reports from everyone I know who's seen her at Fashion Week like "OMG Lindsay is soooo skinny. Stupid skinny." Should we start a rehab c...

Just Another Reason to Love Tina Fey

16499864tinafey1262009121357pm So you know how much of 30 Rock's plot last night revolved around McFlurrys? What's that, you didn't watch it? WHY NOT?? It's only the best show on television. Anyway, so the McFlurry was a big part of the show last night, and today everyone was talking about how Tina Fey's show must have scored big bucks from McDonalds from the product placement. I personally saw three Twitter friends last night tweet about how bad they wanted a McFlurry. (Wanna follow me on Twitter? Click here!) But Tina says...

Jessica and Tony: So in Love!

90213W4 The football star had lunch with his girlfriend -- who continues to wisely choose clothes that do not make her look like a Beluga whale in two belts -- in NYC's West Village today. The couple will be spending Valentine's Day together. "There is something about being in love, right?" Jessica said on stage at her concert last night. "It just makes you appreciate everyday, right?... That's kinda how I feel right now."...

Jay-Z Is Out for Blood!!!

jayz Word on the street is that Jay-Z -- who discovered and mentored Rihanna -- is furious about what Chris Brown did to his protege last weekend. A source tells Us Weekly: "He hit the roof. Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew." Good for Jay-Z. Violence is never a solution, but against someone who would beat up his girlfriend like that ... I have to admit I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. Thanks Jessica!...

GASP! Record-Length Fingernails DESTROYED in Car Crash!!!

b8ae1098-57f4-429b-9af7-4f0ab4ce9a34widec I know there are a lot of things going on in the world that many people consider devastating and tragic. I acknowledge all those things, but would argue that this is definitely the greatest human tragedy of the year so far. Remember being a kid and looking through the Guiness Book of World Records, and there was that lady in it with the ridiculously long fingernails, and you and your little friends would just discuss those fingernails for hours? (Okay, maybe your childhood was more exciting th...

Tara Reid’s Out of Rehab, Quickly Selling Her Story

4146022tarareid1231200822635pm Tara Reid has finally been released from her 60-day stay at Promises, and she just couldn't wait to talk about her newfound sobriety to In Touch Weekly. "Rehab saved my life," she says. "Before, I used to think about tomorrow and I hated it. Now I can't wait ... I realized partying is not what I am anymore." "The hardest thing was walking through the door for the first time (and) finally admitting that I had a problem," she continues. "I wasn't drinking any more than my friends, so I didn...