Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lady Gaga Wants to Take a Ride on Your Disco Stick

Here's the hyper-sexual video for Lady Gaga's latest single, "Love Game." Seriously it's pretty much just her having dry sex with the Village People on the NYC subways. That's the whole thing. But I have to admit that this song is what got me into Lady Gaga. Awhile ago I asked you guys to submit songs for a jogging playlist, when I was first getting into running (the final list is here -- sorry, it's U.S. only), and a bunch of you suggested this song. I'd never really heard of her, but I checked it out, and all I had to hear was "Let's have some fun / this beat is sick / I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" and I was like, "I love this girl." I checked out the rest of the album and ended up loving most of it. I love hyper-sexual women! Own it, chica!!! /> Here's the hyper-sexual video for Lady Gaga's latest single, "Love Game." Seriously it's pretty much just her having dry sex with the Village People on the NYC subways. That's the whole thing. But I have to admit that this song is what got me into Lady Gaga. Awhile ago I asked you guys to submit songs for a jogging playlist, when I was first getting into running (the final list is here -- sorry, it's U.S. only), and a bunch of you suggested this song. I'd never really heard of her, but I...

Rihanna’s Back Home

rihanna_pic Rihanna has returned to Barbados, where she grew up, to spend time with her family while she recuperates from the horrible abuse Chris Brown dished out last weekend. "There is some bruising. She will be all right. I think so," said her father after seeing her. "At some point, she will speak out," he added. "I hope she will stand up for women all over the world." I do, too!!! It's a helluva lot of pressure to put on a young woman healing from that level of betrayal, but I do hope Rihanna ha...

Miley Cyrus Forgets the Words!

Simon Cowell would bitch her out!!! Miz Cyrus performed on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway in the UK last night, and forgot the words to her own song, "Fly on the Wall." It happens around the 1:12 mark. At the very end of the performance, you can see her saying to one of her dancers, "I forgot the words!" Listen, I know how we all hate Miley Cyrus because it's our duty as responsible adults and stuff, but she actually recovered really, really well, and she's a fantastic live performer. Let's keep in mind that this girl is sixteen years old, and give her a tiny bit of credit. At least she didn't break out into a jig, Ashlee-style. Also: her legs are fantastic. Then again, so were mine when I was 16. Thanks Andy! /> Simon Cowell would bitch her out!!! Miz Cyrus performed on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway in the UK last night, and forgot the words to her own song, "Fly on the Wall." It happens around the 1:12 mark. At the very end of the performance, you can see her saying to one of her dancers, "I forgot the words!" Listen, I know how we all hate Miley Cyrus because it's our duty as responsible adults and stuff, but she actually recovered really, really well, and she's a fantastic live performer. ...

M.I.A. Has a Baby for Valentine’s Day!

Congrats to singer/rapper M.I.A., whose healthy baby boy was born Wednesday night. From her MySpace (who still uses MySpace????):
HAPPY VALENTINES! SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY'S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!! ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER AND MAKING MIX TAPES AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL ! HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH! C U SOON , AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Above find the YouTube video that she linked to in her post. So brillz. /> Congrats to singer/rapper M.I.A., whose healthy baby boy was born Wednesday night. From her MySpace (who still uses MySpace????): HAPPY VALENTINES! SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY'S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, ...

Quotables

zac_attack "My life was set, I was going to go to college, I was going to try to do something great, like be a doctor. It didn't really work out. I decided after I had done High School Musical and after I had done a couple of films that I wanted to go to college to study films [at the University of Southern California]. I had friends in the program and they just raved about it. I was so jealous that they were there. After I was accepted to go, I was deferred for one year and since then, I haven't really h...

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

val_48 Hello my loves!!! Happy Valentine's Day to all of you!!! Although I am single, I have felt so very loved today. I'm still sick, but my little animals (Leo, Josie, Max and Ashley), have refused to leave my side through all three days of being sick today! Plus I have had a bunch of friends call or text to see if there was anything I needed, or if I just wanted company. (Thank you Trish, Emily, Heather and Gayle!!) I can't believe I've lived in Seattle for less than a year and I have already ...

White House Plans Concert to Honor Stevie Wonder

obama_stevie Obama and Co. are planning a big bash to give Stevie Wonder a Library of Congress award. Several of Stevie's songs -- including "Signed, Sealed, Delivered" and "Higher Ground" -- were used during the Obama campaign. Both the President and First Lady will be present for the February 25 concert, which will air the next day on PBS. Good thing they're not airing it live! You never know when Stevie Wonder might have a wardrobe malfunction!...

Happy Birthday, Aubrey!

Aubrey O'Day and Her Mother Pictures Photos Playboy cover girl Aubrey O'Day celebrated her birthday at JET in Las Vegas last night, and spent some time grinding all over poker player David Williams, who seemed to be the closest thing to a celebrity there. Also present: Her mother, whom I will be pointing out to my mother every time she is embarrassed that her daughter writes a celebrity gossip blog. See, Mom? I could be posing for Playboy while my music career is failing. Also: WHERE IS HER DOG???? [gallery]...

Guy Buys Used Blackberry with Celebrities’ Digits

This is one lucky dude:
An insurance clerk who bought an old Blackberry phone for £16 on eBay found he had purchased a hotline to Hollywood. Astonished Kent Devey discovered details for film stars including Julie Walters, Natalie Portman, Kevin Spacey and Jude Law. Others numbers in the phone's address book were those of Stephen Fry, Louis Walsh, Julianne Moore and Paul O'Grady - plus a host of leading screenwriters, producers and cinematographers. Kent, 28, from Oldbury, West Mids, said: "I noticed one of the emails hadn't been wiped off. "Then as I started to go through the numbers saved I recognised names." The shocked claims assistant added: "I told my brother and he didn't believe it, so we decided to ring a couple of numbers. "When I got Julie Walters' answer phone, I was speechless." But honest Kent plans to contact the old owner, believed to be a film producer, and explain what happened. He said: "I think it was a genuine mistake, as the guy that sold it must have got the phones in bulk and expected they would have been wiped."
You have to give this guy credit for not posting them all on a website alongside some Google ads. That's what I would have done!! />This is one lucky dude: An insurance clerk who bought an old Blackberry phone for £16 on eBay found he had purchased a hotline to Hollywood. Astonished Kent Devey discovered details for film stars including Julie Walters, Natalie Portman, Kevin Spacey and Jude Law. Others numbers in the phone's address book were those of Stephen Fry, Louis Walsh, Julianne Moore and Paul O'Grady - plus a host of leading screenwriters, producers and cinematographers. Kent, 28, from Oldbury, West Mids, said:...

A Quick Note from Management

Guys, there are no posts so far today because Wendie and I are sick and Soleil told me a long time ago that she wouldn't be able to work this weekend because of prior commitments for her day job. No one is slacking. I'm gonna try to post some today, but I have that really nasty flu that has been going around, and I literally just woke up. />...