Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton Hooking Up with Douchetard Doug Reinhardt

425reinhardtdoughiltonparis082108 What is it with Paris Hilton? Why does she have this weird obsession with banging D-list losers? It looks like the rumors that Paris was dating Hills non-celeb and Amanda Bynes ex, total loser Doug Reinhardt, are true. I just got word that the hotel heiress and the young man best known for appearing on The Hills were with each other on Valentine’s Day. Reinhardt even gave her a present for V-Day. So what does a man get the gal who already has everything? Sources reveal tha...

Your Daily Lohan

photo15 Ooh, yay! It's not every day you get to read a reporter's first-hand report of a fight between Cokey-Pants Lohan and SamRo. ALONG WITH PICTURES!!! I'm just giddy about this. These photos were taken as Sam and Cokey-Pants ran down the street in Manhattan Friday night, screaming at each other after a late night of partying at Charlotte Ronson's after party. And a NY Post blogger followed behind Lohan, recording their every word: "Samantha Judith Ronson, why are you doing this to ...

So In Love!!!

Bridget Marquardt and Nicholas Nick Carter at MGM Grand on Valentine's Day Pictures Photos Aw, how cute is Bridget Marquardt and her new man, Nick Nicholas Carter? (I have been informed by PR folks that he does not like to be called "Nick.") The happy couple spent Valentine's Day partying at Studio 54 at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Inside, they met up with Holly Madison and her new love, Criss Angel. I just love that Bridget has found love and happiness! She is such a sweetheart, and absolutely deserves it. I think I've talked about this before, but I interviewed her and Ho...

Boys Care About Fashion, Too!

boys_fashion Kanye West, Jared Leto, Chace Crawford and Patrick Wilson were front and center for the Calvin Klein menswear show at Fashion Week. Ugh, Jared is actually starting to look kind of hot again. I dig the new hair color. He's still a little grunge for my tastes (I like pretty boys, sue me), but at least he's not going for the I'm-wearing-smeared-eyeliner-and-haven't-showered-in-a-month look anymore. That's a relief. [gallery]...

That 13-Year-Old in England May Not Be a Baby Daddy After All

Alfie Patten and Girlfriend Chantelle with Baby, Pictures Photos Hey, remember this shit? Where that 13-year-old boy in England (who looks about 8) impregnated his 15-year-old girlfriend, Chantelle? And they had the baby? And it's like this huge social issue right now? Well, now some 16-year-old kid is claiming that he's actually the father! And then a 14-year-old came up and claimed the he might actually be father! Either this 15-year-old girl was doing some serious sluttin' around that month, or these boys are just desperate for some attention and money. Oh, and Chant...

If You’re Going to Join Twitter …

It seems my post last night got a lot of you interested in signing up for Twitter! That's great!!! To help you guys out, I've made a list of some fun people you might be interested in following: Rapper Xzibit is here. Demi Moore is here. Reading Rainbow/Star Trek star Levar Burton is here. Star Trek's Data, Brent Spiner, is here. Star Trek's Ensign Crusher, and my first crush, Wil Wheaton is here. (Yes, I'm a giant Star Trek nerd.) There's a fake 90210 Ray Pruitt who cracks me up, he's here. The adorable Taylor Swift is here. NonSociety's Julia Allison is here. Britney Spears is here. TechCrunch's Michael Arrington is here. Writer Rachel Sklar is here. There's a fake Michael Bay who is hilarious here. Brilliant and adorable political talk-show host Rachel Maddow is here. The original Wonkette, Ana Marie Cox, is here. Ashton Kutcher is here. Our very own Wendie Tobin is here. And, of course, the amazing Evil Beet twitter is here. So these are some of my favorite people to follow on Twitter, along with a bunch of my wonderful non-famous friends. If you have favorite celeb or just plain interesting Twitter accounts, please post the links to their Twitter pages in the comments. />It seems my post last night got a lot of you interested in signing up for Twitter! That's great!!! To help you guys out, I've made a list of some fun people you might be interested in following: Rapper Xzibit is here. Demi Moore is here. Reading Rainbow/Star Trek star Levar Burton is here. Star Trek's Data, Brent Spiner, is here. Star Trek's Ensign Crusher, and my first crush, Wil Wheaton is here. (Yes, I'm a giant Star Trek nerd.) There's a fake 90210 Ray Pruitt who cracks me up, he's...

Chris Brown Talks!!!

16343051chrisbrown1213200883631am Hi guys. Still sick again today, but it seems to be on the upswing. I'm feeling a tiny bit better, but I still think I'll be stuck in bed all day. THE FLU SUCKS. I recommend you not get it. You know what else sucks? The statement Chris Brown released to the media today: "Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better pers...

Shaquille O’Neal Is the Reason Twitter Exists

shaq_twitter I can't stop laughing at this. A lot of people ask me what Twitter's about, and why I use it, and why it matters, and there are so many reasons for its coolness and it's so hard to put into words the awesomeness of Twitter, but this is a good example. I've been following Shaq's Twitter (it's here) for awhile now, and every single thing he tweets makes me smile. It's just so cool to get to know what this uber-celeb athlete is thinking every day, and to see that this gigantic dunk machine is actua...

Not Out Killing Chris Brown Yet

jay_b Jay-Z, who was reportedly out for blood after hearing what Chris Brown did to his protege Rihanna, was all smiles with his wife at a kids' charity event in Mesa, Arizona on Valentine's Day. OMG you guys you know what I just thought of? When Jay-Z and Beyonce have a baby, I am totally referring to it as the Jay-B. Or should I spell it Jaybie? I just don't know!!! But isn't that just brilliant??? I need to decide quick before Beyonce gets all knocked up!!! No one better steal that shit from me. I...

Your Daily Lohan

lindsay lohan shopping 140209 Didn't she have a plane to catch??? Puss 'N' Boots spent some time shopping in Manhattan on Valentine's Day, after a long night of partying and fighting with Samantha Ronson at the after-party for Charlotte's Fashion Week show. Lindsers and SamRo were supposed to host a V-Day party tonight in Florida, at the casino where Anna Nicole died. I was hearing from PR peeps that they were fighting so bad on Friday night that they might not even show. I'm starting to believe this is true, espec...

So Cute!!!

sara gilbert 150209 Look! It's the Original Girl Crush, Sara Gilbert, with her daughter, Sawyer, out at a park in BevHills on Saturday. This is the first I've seen of this little girl. Adorable!!! Sawyer is Darlene's -- er, I mean Sara's -- second kiddo with her longtime girlfriend, Allison Adler. The couple have an older son named Levi. Seriously, did anyone not have a girl crush on Darlene?? She was like the original Lindsay Lohan for me. I love how all my girl crushes wind up actually having sex with gir...

OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kellie Pickler at Fashion Week I didn't think any pictures of Kellie Pickler out of Fashion Week could get worse -- and then she posed with Jennifer "I Can't Find Love" Hewitt. ACK!!!! JLove has actually been all over Fashion Week, too, and while she's a sight for sore eyes after all the pictures of Kellie I've had to stare at lately, she still isn't looking her best at all. Ya know, she had this quirky set of facial features that were really adorable when she was 20, but as she ages they're just not holding up. I'm glad ...