Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Demi and Selena Do Another YouTube

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez decided to sit down in front of their laptop camera and dance around to a bunch of different songs, giving shout-outs to The Veronicas and Britney, among others. Somehow, this is less annoying than a Miley YouTube and less interesting. How is that possible? /> Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez decided to sit down in front of their laptop camera and dance around to a bunch of different songs, giving shout-outs to The Veronicas and Britney, among others. Somehow, this is less annoying than a Miley YouTube and less interesting. How is that possible? ...

Kate Moss Says She’s Not Pregnant, Just Gaining Weight

kate_moss_breasts Despite the rumors running around that Kate Moss is preggers, she claims she's just growing boobs (and a Buddha belly! Like me! Buddha bellies are so hot right now). She says in an interview with New York magazine: ""I've just started wearing bras. It's a miracle. Great timing for my lingerie collection. I've just grown breasts ... I am a woman now. It's true. Honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, 'Are you pregnant?' And I'm...

Hayden and Milo Are OVAH!!

hayden-milo Thank goodness this shit is done and we can get Hayden on the singles scene as an adult. I think there will be a lot of fun to be had. Hayden and her man, Milo Ventimiglia, are over. "It was a lifestyle conflict," a source close to the couple says, adding that the split happened within the last week. "They were in very different places." Um, yeah. Like Milo's 30-something and Hayden is a 19-year-old sex symbol. The source says Hayden "is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that's not his style." Hells yeah! A single Hayden out on the ...

Phelpsy Is Safe!

56428034michaelphelps2102009103856am1 Hi again! I just took a nap, a shower, then talked on the phone with my best friend for like an hour. I haven't talked to her in forever, and she makes me laugh harder than anyone on the planet, and I'm feeling better now. Still pretty icky, but my spirits are much higher. It is so hard to be trapped in the house alone for so many days. She and I have been best friends since we were little kids, and it's so funny how we can go without really talking for so long and then, when we do talk, she ...

Tom and Connor and Kill Me Now

tom cruise 160209 Hi guys. I know this is unbelievable, but I am still sick. Wendie is too, and I love her for working this morning even though she is. I was starting to feel better on Sunday but today it somehow sucks again. This flu going around is unbelievable! My grandpa said he saw on the news that there has been an enormous up-tick in flu cases these past few days, and apparently I am the victim of one. I haven't been this sick for this long in a few years. It is sooo crappy. But here's the point: I ...

Fine-Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez Are Happy

16547300jenniferlopez2162009123726pm Despite my deep personal belief that it's all a sham, Marc Anthony and J. Lo appeared as happy and in love as ever at Anthony's Madison Square Garden Valentine's Day concert.  They even terrified their Dragon Tales, Max and Emme, by bringing them onstage to be greeted by thousands of screaming fans.  My two-year-old can't handle the lady at the deli offering him cheese.  I can't even fathom how he'd react to seeing himself on a Jumbotron. I have a personal policy not to make fun of chil...

A Healthy Dose Of Lohan

56747545lindsaylohan2162009121614pm Lindsay looks perfectly healthy at yesterday's Matthew Williamson store opening.  Wasn't she too sick to fulfill one of her obligations just this weekend?  She recovered so quickly!  Man, Lindsay gets the best over the counter and prescribed drugs ever.  Linds, share!  I've been sick for five days now. Miraculous pictures in gallery-standing next to Rachel Zoe actually makes Linds look like she has body fat. [gallery]...

Quotables

56623760lilyallen2162009111918am "Parents should say, 'Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don’t. Try it and see what you think.'" The wildly intelligent Lily Allen, the last person that I'll be taking parenting advice from, enlightening the masses in a Revu interview.  I want to tell Lily and all her followers this:  you can't approach the topic of heroin with your children in the same fashion you approach, say, broccoli. Allen's spokesperson was quick to ...

Kate Moss Is Pregnant?

katemosspregnant Reports are flying all over the place that Kate Moss is three months pregnant by boyfriend Jamie Hince.  The only glimmer of hope that this isn't true is that this news item is being sourced from a News Of The World article that confirms her spermination. Kate did go on a beer bender at a recent Roberto Cavalli photo shoot.  She showed up two hours late for the shoot, downed beer after beer while getting hair and makeup done, and walked out as soon as the session was over.  What does all this mean?  Well, hopefully it means that she's...

Salma Hayek Closes The Deal With Billionaire Boyfriend

15461547salmahayek216200984822am Salma Hayek and father of her tri-lingual ghost hunter baby, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, married on Valentine's Day in City Hall located in central Paris. Though the couple split last summer, they were soon seen spending time together again, fueling reconciliation rumors.  Sounds like rich Gucci guy came up with a pre-nup that Salma and wondertot Valentina could live with.  With an estimated $16.9B fortune at stake, I certainly hope so! Best of luck to the happy couple!...

Peter Griffin/Christian Bale on Family Guy

Funniest. Bit. Ever. I die. I am a true-blue Simpsons lover, and still watch it religiously and find it funny, but I have to admit that Family Guy may be taking its place as my favorite cartoon comedy on TV. Hey, since Amanda Bynes dumped Seth MacFarlane for that douchetard Doug Reinhardt, do you think he's single??? And interested in dating a gossip blogger who thinks he's a genius??? I may not quite have Amanda's body, but at least I'd never date someone from The Hills. Thanks to my Twitter friend Lndp4 for the YouTube link. /> Funniest. Bit. Ever. I die. I am a true-blue Simpsons lover, and still watch it religiously and find it funny, but I have to admit that Family Guy may be taking its place as my favorite cartoon comedy on TV. Hey, since Amanda Bynes dumped Seth MacFarlane for that douchetard Doug Reinhardt, do you think he's single??? And interested in dating a gossip blogger who thinks he's a genius??? I may not quite have Amanda's body, but at least I'd never date someone from The Hills. Thanks to m...

Benji Madden’s New Squeeze? Katy Perry!

katy-perry-grammies Katy Perry kissed a boy ... and she liked it! (No, seriously, I would never make that joke. But trust me when I say that everyone else will.) I just wrote about how Paris Hilton was getting it on with the man who invented the word "douchetard," Doug Reinhardt. So what's her ex, Benji, going to do? Snuggle all over Las Vegas with the worst live performer at this year's Grammys (and that's saying something!), Katy Perry. Following her Valentine's show at Hard Rock Hotel's Wasted Sp...