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P Hizzle Gets Down

Yeah, that's Paris Hilton "freestyling" with Snoop Dogg. At least she's not talking like a 5-year-old, per usual. /> Yeah, that's Paris Hilton "freestyling" with Snoop Dogg. At least she's not talking like a 5-year-old, per usual. ...

Rihanna Is Royally Pissed Off

56671166rihanna217200911901pm The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Rihanna had a really strong reaction when she first heard Chris Brown's public apology for the violence that occurred between them; anger.  According to a longtime friend of the singer, Brown's statement didn't admit wrongdoing and therefore, wasn't good enough. ''All of us, including Rihanna, don't understand how he can say he's sorry on the one hand, but still ... does not admit any guilt,'' said the source, adding, "He should have expressed more contrition." In Los Angeles, a close ...

Julia Roberts Finds Splinter Removal Fascinating

55166043juliaroberts2172009122542pm You know it's a slow news day when I resort to talking about Julia Roberts.  Oh, sure, she's America's sweetheart, but I still view her as a homewrecking slut who broke up a marriage and flaunts her loser husband around like he's a Birkin.  It's been years, but I'm bitter and I hold grudges. Anyway, Julia is on the cover of March's Allure magazine talking all about life with her hot husband, and by "hot" I mean "stolen", and their three children. “I will never be bored again,” the ...

CNN Anchor Lets The World Know What’s Really On Her Mind

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Michael Jackson’s Brother Helps Develop Slavery Amusement Park

American developers, with the support and guidance of Jackson Five's Marlon, are building a slavery memorial in Nigeria.  Which sounds like a worthwhile project, in theory.  There will be a museum, a Jackson Five memorabilia collection, a five star hotel and, oh yes, I almost forgot....Ferris wheels and fried dough!  Because the only way you can get tourists to come and learn about slavery for five minutes is to have a Tilt-A-Whirl and some mini-golf to hold their attention for an extended stay.  Isn't that sad? Historians are upset about the project and feel that an amusement part is culturally insensitive.  However, Nigerians are focused on the 150,000 new jobs that are to be created at the park over the next five years. />American developers, with the support and guidance of Jackson Five's Marlon, are building a slavery memorial in Nigeria.  Which sounds like a worthwhile project, in theory.  There will be a museum, a Jackson Five memorabilia collection, a five star hotel and, oh yes, I almost forgot....Ferris wheels and fried dough!  Because the only way you can get tourists to come and learn about slavery for five minutes is to have a Tilt-A-Whirl and some mini-golf to hold their attention for an extended stay...

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

16547840paulaabdul216200995733pm So, the other night Paula Abdul hosted "An Evening With Jimmy Demers" in Hollywood.  Simon Cowell's ex, Terri Seymour, was there to support. When I looked at this picture, my initial question was, "Why does Paula Abdul have a man hand growing out of her shoulder?  And why is it cupping Terri's tit?"  The entire awkward body and limb placement was almost enough to distract me from Paula's massive camel toe.  Camel toe is too mild a phrase; she has an ass on her snatch.  An ass twat, if you...

If You Feel Like You’re Having A Bad Day

Was2174862 Good Morning!  See?  Someone is always having a worse day than you are.  We stumble, we fall.  The entire world sees our wedgie.  We smile and recover.  The runway is such a euphemism for life. It's Fashion Week; Fifteen-year-old model, Monika "Jac" Jagaciak, handled this tumble with aplomb at the Hervé Leger show. [gallery]...

Love It Or Leave It?

Mischa Barton The beautiful and always fashion forward Mischa Barton, as a streetwalker walking the streets of New York.  Isn't she super fab?  Great shoes! Please.  The traffic cone has better fashion sense than she does. Sweet Jesus, I hate her.  But you guys already know that.  What do you think of her get-up?...

Bristol Speaks!

Total hottie Bristol Palin sat down with Greta Van Susteren on Monday night to do her first interview since giving birth to her son, Tripp. Bristol, who got knocked up when she had pre-marital sex, looks, acts, and sounds very much like the teenager that she is. I mean, she seems like a sweet girl, but she's not especially poised or bright or articulate or capable of interacting effectively with an interviewer -- which stands in stark contrast to Chelsea Clinton or Meghan McCain at that age. It's clear that she was not raised to be a politician's daughter in the way those girls were. Oh, and she also says that abstin...

Plugging Shit My Friends Do: Even Man Out, “U N I R O K”

u-n-i-r-o-k-thumbnail I went to college with these guys, back when they were playing in a different band. I'm pretty sure I lived with the guitarist for awhile, too, but college is pretty much a blur at this point. They put on a killer live show, and I was so excited when I finally got a fake ID so I could go to all of them (I was Miranda Jayne Quigley from Enid, Oklahoma, and thank you to the friend who found her ID lying on a bench in Lake Havasu and realized we looked a bit alike*). They're incredibly talented ...

Katy Perry Is Not Going to Get Her Ass Kicked by Paris Hilton

56417708katyperry13200943353pm Katy is denying stories from this weekend that she was rubbing all over Benji Madden on Valentine's Day. On her blog, Katy says: It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really ...

Paris Made It to Fashion Week!

56753417paris_hilton216200973902pm You really didn't think we'd make it through an entire New York Fashion Week without Paris Hilton showing up, did you? (Well, I was hoping.) Paris showed up at Jill Stuart's show, and held court alongside Kristen Bell, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jessica Stroup and sis Nicky. (Amanda Bynes is sitting next to Nicky, but you can't see her in most of these shots.) Paris is the same size as Jessica Stroup these days. That's scary skinny! What's with everyone losing weight these days? Oh, and I...
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