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Nicole Scherzinger Had a Nip Slip

nicole-scherzinger-nipple-slip This is so sad. There was a GLORIOUS Nicole Scherzinger nip slip during a Pussycat Dolls performance in Amsterdam, but now that we have important advertisers and stuff I'm not supposed to get all naughty with the nipples and va-jay-jays anymore. Yup, I totally sold out to The Man. So I can't run the nip slip. But I can link you guys to it, over on Egotastic, which is actually a dirty porn site with a pervert audience. And the video, which gets interesting around the 2:20 mark, but the pi...

American Idol Recap: The First 12

danny-gokey Okay, guys, we're doing Idol recaps again this season. It's been a season or two since I've done them, but they were really popular around here a couple years ago, and many of you have asked if I'd do them again this season. It's hella time-consuming, but I have to admit that I love writing them. Ryan's here, and he's not wearing something ridiculous. He's in gray slacks and a light gray collared shirt with a dark sweater over it. He is easing us into the Ryan Seacrest Wardrobe. Trust me,...

Fun with YouTube: “Womanizer” Cover

This is quite awesome. These guys are way talented!!! I can't stop hitting replay. I looooove the chair dancing. They do these little kicks that are just hilarious. /> This is quite awesome. These guys are way talented!!! I can't stop hitting replay. I looooove the chair dancing. They do these little kicks that are just hilarious....

Terrence Howard: A Moron and a Wife-Beater

thoward1 What a fucking idiot. Terrence Howard should have kept him damn mouth shut. Oh, wait, he shouldn't have. Because if this jackass hadn't run his mouth about how what Chris Brown did wasn't really all that bad, and "it's just life,"* we wouldn't know that he was arrested for kicking his own ex-wife's ass back in 2001. Yeah, that's right. This fucktard beats up women too. According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the a...

I Need to Stop Obsessing on Joanna Pacitti

I don't know why I'm so obsessed with this girl, who made the Top 36 on American Idol but then was determined to be "ineligible" for reasons that were never fully disclosed, but are probably related to the fact that she's been signed to a major label already in the past. (But they knew that when she first auditioned for them, so I don't quite get this.) She's been trying to make it in the entertainment world forever, and MTV has just released clips of her from a 2002 show they did featuring her, titled True Life Presents: First Year. Again, I'm not entirely certain why I fixate on her. Maybe because it's good to remember that I'm not the only one who's had my heart broken by something I'd wanted not working out? I don't know. But what I've learned is that, usually, when I'm this obsessed with some random person, a lot of you guys are, too. So here are the clips from the show. Oh, and I'll be blogging AmIdol tonight, as many of you have requested. :) /> I don't know why I'm so obsessed with this girl, who made the Top 36 on American Idol but then was determined to be "ineligible" for reasons that were never fully disclosed, but are probably related to the fact that she's been signed to a major label already in the past. (But they knew that when she first auditioned for them, so I don't quite get this.) She's been trying to make it in the entertainment world forever, and MTV has just released clips of her from a 2002 show they did featuring ...

Kirsten Dunst’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

56762900kirsten_dunst217200991944pm At the Rodarte show at New York Fashion Week. All I have to say is that I do not want to see the dry cleaning bill for this garment. I shudder at the thought. Oh, and on that note, I have a question for you guys: Does anyone know of a good product to use to do dry cleaning at home? I'm thinking that by now they MUST have invented something effective, but everything I try seems to suck. I am so over paying a dry cleaner like a million bucks every time I want to wear a nice dress. Thought...

Barkley’s Back on the Airwaves!

55090643charlesbarkley12312008100814am After being on leave since his January blow-job-fueled DUI, Charles Barkley will be returning to television coverage of the NBA, appearing on TNT's Inside the NBA. "From the beginning, Charles recognized that he used poor judgment. He took full responsibility and apologized for his actions," Turner Sports president David Levy said in a statement. "We look forward to having him back in the studio." I think Barkley was an absolute riot about the whole thing, and I just adore the guy. What can I say? I'm an old-school Suns fan. I haven't watched basketball since, like, '95 or so, but da...

Quotables

kanye_quote "My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes." Kanye West, discussing his young and hyper-sexual computer programming skeelz, during an interview with Details magazine in which he ...

A-Rod Is Sorry (That He Got Caught)

Eh, I'm gonna go easy on this dude, actually, despite the fact that he voluntarily put his penis inside Madonna recently. Here's Alex Rodriguez at a press conference, explaining how he wound up testing positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003. I'll tell you what strikes me about this: I think he wrote damn near every word of this statement himself. It's not polished, it's not perfect, there's too much discussion of his cousin, etc, etc. It's not something that a superstar athlete's publicist would write. I think he insisted on writing this himself and reading his own words, not something that a professional had drafted for him. He wins a lot of points in my book for that. Around the 4:25 mark, he says, "...and to my teammates," and then pauses for 37 seconds before directly addressing Derek Jeter, Andy Pettitte, Mariano Rivera and Jorge Posada, all sitting in the front row. "Thank you," he tells him quietly. It's sincere. A-Rod comes out on top here, I think, which is something he probably never got to do with Madonna. />.msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;} .msnbcLinks a {text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the...

Before You Eat Another Piece of Bacon …

Check out this adorable video of Kingston, the pet piglet. This little guy is ridiculous cute. He completely reminds me of my Leo when he was just a baby! Watching this makes me really happy that I decided last year to go veggie. Not that I ever ate piggie to begin with ... being a little Jew girl and all. source Thanks Tiffy! /> Check out this adorable video of Kingston, the pet piglet. This little guy is ridiculous cute. He completely reminds me of my Leo when he was just a baby! Watching this makes me really happy that I decided last year to go veggie. Not that I ever ate piggie to begin with ... being a little Jew girl and all. source Thanks Tiffy!...

Who’s the New Model?

56757419 Here's Justin Timberlake, walking the runway with his co-designers at the William Rast show at NYFW. JT designs the line along with three other folks: his best friend from school days, Trace Ayala, Swedish designer Johan Lindeberg and Lindeberg’s Italian wife, Marcella. The line is denim-heavy with a Wild West feel, and, so far, response to the show last night has been positive. A bunch of pictures from the runway are below. What do you think of Justin's line? [gallery]...

The Veronicas: “Burning Up”

I love these girls soooooo much! I SWEAR I've been into them for years now. The rest of the U.S. is just catching up. The Australian duo did a live performance of their own spin on the Jonas Bros' "Burning Up," and it is AWESOME. These chicks are so talented. Love it!!!...
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