Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s For You, Tori. It’s Quasimodo And He Wants His Face Back

56794123torispelling2202009112123am Remember when I wrote this and so many people got into a lather thinking that I could draw oxygen on this planet and think that Tori Spelling was pretty?  Oh, you didn't know me very well back then, did you?  Head-turning Tori appeared at Christian Siriano's Fall 2009 show yesterday at Fashion Week.  Her face makes me wonder-Are you supposed to be able to see the implants under the skin? Of course, this picture was taken after Tori's freak-out session.  When she arrived at the show, a gu...

Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford May Be Getting Married

56563691harrisonford2202009103637am It's been rumored many times, but this time may be different.  Could Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford finally be getting married?  According to talk in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, the couple have obtained a blood test and a marriage license.  That would mean they've got thirty days to seal the deal in the town where they own a 800-acre ranch. The couple have already accomplished the gargantuan feat of staying together for seven years.  I don't understand why they want to doom it by getting married.  I'm such a roma...

Danica Patrick Thinks Jennifer Aniston Is Old And Angelina Jolie Is Perfect

51807541danicapatrick220200994249am Race car driver Danica Patrick pondered the question of the ages (literally) with US Magazine:  What actress would you want to play you in a movie about your life? "I've always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she's an action star," Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers. "Although I don't quite look like her," Patrick goes on. What about Jennifer Aniston? "I don't think that'd be age appropriate," she says of the He's Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th ...

Referring To Jessica Simpson As Thin Is The New International Adoption

55578395rachaelray220200992320am Remember when everyone got all Mia Farrow-ish and wanted to adopt babies from other countries?  It really was the hippest trend until IVF twins appeared on the scene.  Well now there is a new game in town:  talking about how skinny Jessica Simpson is. Stupid Rachael Ray, while attending a Food Network event, hitched her star onto the Flab-gate bandwagon and blabbed to People about the svelteness of Simpson: "I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson.  I think she looks gorgeous!Â...

Quotables

kate_winslet1 "You can't prepare yourself. I mean, there is no textbook. I sort of wish there were some kind of lessons in how you deal with this kind of thing ... You know, I think I am kind of useless, in fact, at awards season and I have discovered one thing about myself that I didn't know before, which is that I am too emotional to loose and clearly I am too emotional to win as well, which is a big new discovery." The beautiful and talented Kate Winslet, discussing her Oscar nomination(s). ...

Trivia Night Photos: The Answers

A bunch of you decided to play the Trivia Night Photo Game I posted last night. Absolutely none of you got everyone right, but a lot of you did much better than we did!!! The answers are after the jump. If you want to play the game before looking, it's here. There are a couple that I honestly couldn't even remember anymore. I am going to email my trivia night teammates to see if they remember so that you guys can have ANSWERS! Read More />A bunch of you decided to play the Trivia Night Photo Game I posted last night. Absolutely none of you got everyone right, but a lot of you did much better than we did!!! The answers are after the jump. If you want to play the game before looking, it's here. There are a couple that I honestly couldn't even remember anymore. I am going to email my trivia night teammates to see if they remember so that you guys can have ANSWERS! Read More...

Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan Get Matching Tattoos!

Lily Allen "Shhh..." Tattoo on Her Finger Pictures Photos Lily posted this photo on her Twitter today ... apparently she got a new tattoo! It's on her index finger, and it says "Shhh..." Rihanna has the same tattoo. Word on the street is that La Lohan got the same tat, too -- the two of them went together to Shamrock Tattoos in West Hollywood after a night of partying. SOUNDS HEALTHY! Oh, and Lily also spent some time with Ellen Degeneres today, performing Britney Spears' "Womanizer" for the talk show host's "Bathroom Concert Series" bit. Video is below. The "Woma...

Kingston Rossdale’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

Kingston Rossdale in Dinosaur Costume Pictures Photos Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha. Just kidding, guys. We don't talk shit about small children around here. Plus I will just say outright that I LOVE this look. I would like to know who makes it and where I can get one for myself. I want to wear it into the office at some point next week. I look very good in both purple and green, and I also enjoy pretending that I am a dinosaur. ROOOOOOOAR. Kingston had a little play date in LA yesterday with the Beckham boys, Romeo and Brooklyn. They are wearin...

MORE Idol Web-Dramz!

Ricky Braddy Pictures Photos Is there ever NOT a ton of drama with every season of Idol?? THAT IS WHY IT IS SO GREAT. When I did my American Idol recap on Tuesday night, I mentioned that contestant Ricky Braddy's mom plugged their website, TheBraddyBunch.com, on the show. The site had information about Ricky, and they were also selling T-shirts with the "Braddy Bunch" logo on them. Apparently, my plug got me on their mailing list, and I got this email today: Hey loyal Braddy Bunch Followers! Here is the what is going on. We were contacted and threatened in ho...