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Your Daily Lohan

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And what a Daily Lohan it is!

We’ve got a new photo shoot that Lindsers did with Hedi Slimane — and it’s nipple-tastic!

Is this the kind of “work” that’s been stressing Lindsay out to the point where she can’t eat?

Because she sure is tiny in these pics!!

Still, there’s no denying it: the camera LOVES this girl. And so do I.

The full photo shoot is after the jump. There a little bit of nipplage involved, so it’s not entirely safe for work.

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  • she just looks too skinny. it’s freaking me out.

    and I can’t help but still be jealous of her boobs. who gets to be severely underweight and keep their boobs?? gr

  • She’s starting to look like a 40 year old tranny.
    Hahahaha.. I’m going to assume that the “camera loves her” comment was a hilarious joke. That’s the funniest thing you’ve said in awhile. Hahahahahahahaha

  • maybe they just look big because she’s so skinny. however, when she lost weight before and got really thin they did disappear, she even said, “i lost my boobs!” i wouldn’t call her severely underweight either, just thin.

  • You don’t get to loose that much weight and your boobs stay the same size. Miss Lohan got that boob job before she was 18. Plus she got the good implants like Salma Hayek**…. not the bargain basement, Pamela Anderson, hard melon ones.

    Too bad that Lohan can’t get her sh*t together. She is missing out of alot of work that would have been hers, if she could keep the crazy in check.

    **If you doubt me… go find a pic of Salma Hayek from around 1995… when she was extremely flat chested.

    • You’re insane. Or stupid. Or maybe both?
      First of all, Lohan had boobs by the age of 14 or so. Sometimes it’s just genetic. There’s nothing fake about them, as is evident when she does drop weight to the point where they disappear. Because really, who the hell would have them removed and replaced each time they lost/gained weight??
      As far as Selma’s concerned, you’re 100% wrong. Are you female? Do you know any females over the age of 16? As we age, our boobs change. For most, they grow. For most, they sag. And guess what? When we have kids, they grow even more! Amazing, right?
      There’s a reason why they both have natural looking boobs. And it’s not because they’re “good implants” as opposed to “bargain basement.” It’s because THEY ARE NATURAL!!

      • I am a female… thanks for asking…

        Wow… what is with all the anger there Sharon. I had no idea that I was not allowed to have my own opinion. Sorry to have provoked you into yelling over a simple post about boob jobs.

        Nor did I imply that there was anything wrong with either Lohan or Salma. It is my opinion that they both had good boob jobs… and that is my right.

        And since you so violently attack me for having a opinion… sadly I am left with the impression you must not realize this is a gossip blog.

      • You were stating those things as fact, and that’s how shit gets spread around as such. Neither woman has had implants. You didn’t say “I believe they may have had their boobs done.” You said it as if it were the absolute truth. And I’m telling you, that is not so. Untrue. Completely.
        I did take offense, it’s true. I absolutely hate it when it’s assumed that women can’t possibly have naturally large, healthy, perky breasts. The introduction of implants into society has given women no chance to ever be perceived as natural. It’s disgusting.
        And I notice you have no response for my (opined) proof of Lindsay’s lack of implants.
        Nor did you share any of your photos of Hayek pre-1995. You know why? Because her tits were there then too!

      • Jesus calm down there. One would almost think you were Lindsay defending herself on here. Everyone is entitled to their opinion that’s what the site is for.

  • she looks stunning in a hot mess kind of way. definitely too thin but still stunning. camera loves her. and she loves it.

  • I am so jealous of her perfect boobs. Now her face looks like she is over-the-hill, but her boobs are fantastic!

  • I have a weird fixation with her. However, those hips freak me right out. Straight up and down and with the Brad Pitt-in-Fight Club-V. Ick. (It only looks good on guys, Linds.)

  • Yep, 27 showers in one day later and she still look filthy. I don’t see how anyone can ever call her pretty, attractive or worse yet – beautiful. She is a trampy, skid-row coke-whore that does not possess talent. You want beauty – look at the late Grace Kelly when she was young!

  • Uh…I would have to disagree that this camera was loving her. Making her look like they lured her out of the crackhouse long enough to take some photos, yes…looking good, not so much. Hair looks matted and unwashed, body is rail-thin, eyes look like she’s either about to pass out or fall asleep…yah, that’s what I call gorgeous LOL.

  • her boobs are fake!
    no, her boobs are real!
    FAKE!
    REAL!
    um…who gives a shit? she is a skanky, notalent 22 year old has-been who looks 40. when are her 15 minutes golng to be over?

    *sigh*

  • you lezzie hatin jealous bitches need to get over it, lindz looks totally hott! what do i need to do to get a body like that? drink a shitload of diet coke and chain smoke? convinient store here i come!