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“Thanks. Another kid already?”

Sean Penn’s response to Madonna, as she congratulated him for his Oscar win, referring to Madge’s new interest, 22 year-old Jesus Luz.

Cripes, I don’t know if this is true, this came from The Sun, but I really hope it is.

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  • Oh, I hope so too, brillz! He says whatever he feels, so I can kinda see it coming out of his mouth. Once a bad boy/slashed pissed-off ex, always a bad boy/pissed-off ex.

  • I know this is kind-a/very off topic but yesterday I took my son to the dentist for his check-up & we were about 15 mins early. In the waiting room the tv was on Regis & Kelly. What happened to Kelly? I haven’t seen that show in forever & now she looks like Madonna. The same over muscular arms & even the same hair. It was awful & soo surprising!

  • He’s probably jealous.

    Her arms look harsh but some softness is returning to her face. She looks good.

  • jesus christ, I don’t know how her hands + arms can be in any way attractive to anyone. That looks so overly masculine it’s absolutely frightening. She may be able to be brushed up in pictures so that her veins don’t look like she belongs in the WWE, but she is not fooling me.

  • ROFL! Oh man, I sincerely hope that is true. I can’t imagine any of the journos at the Sun having that sort of acid humour. The Material Girl certainly has none.

  • she’s always been so masuline and it never has looked good :( uggghhh
    her face actually looks pretty here though

  • I finally realized that Madonna is just trying to help her native country with her bulging biceps and plumped-up cheeks: she showing us how we too can pump up the economy. If we all just had personal chefs feeding us bone-lean cuisine, personal trainers getting us buffed and good plastic surgeons snipping here and injecting there, we would be a skinnier, younger-looking, therefore more desirable nation and we wouldn’t have all these problems.

  • Life is rough when you’re an aging pop-star who makes a living from trying to ride the youth-obsessed waves with constant self-reinvention. So now she’s reinventing herself as a male transvestite. Madonna’s got a huge mid-life crisis going on: Exhibit A: Ghastly lean-ness and muscularity – always a sign that a middle-aged dame is afraid of aging; Exhibit B: Dumps middle-aged (if younger) husband for (yet-still) younger) men; Exhibit C: Endless cosmetic tweaking. I guess that all the money and spiritual gurus in the world can’t buy self acceptance. She’ll fall in “love” with some young man who lives on burgers, beer and doughnuts and we’ll hear for ten minutes about how relaxed she’s become and then she’ll try to make him over in her image.

    Speaking of ghastly lean-ness, how about Angelina Jolie’s arms? And Kelly Ripa is a Madonna wanna-be, minus the boy-toys. It’s sad that women who have everything still live in mortal terror of body fat. Can’t the kabbalah-gurus fix her narcissism and terror of aging? Or are they too afraid to give a reality check to their favorite cash-cow poster-girl? Maybe self-acceptance is just for those of us who have different priorities for our money and energy than constant self-reinvention.

  • I’d love to know what she did to her face, she looks the best she looked in at least 10 years.

    Unfortunately, her pretty head doesn’t belong on that beef jerky body.