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Everybody Hurts

hugh-hefner

You see those downcast eyes? Despite being surrounded by his favorite food – silicone injected blonde – Hugh Hefner is crying on the inside. 

I bet he could use a dose of Kendra Horse Laugh right about now.

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  • It is still a race between Hef and Wilt Chamberlain as to who had the most women. He needed to move on in order to set the bar for future generations. actually, just close your eyes and imagine your grand papa with someone who just graduated high school. Makes me ill..

  • I don’t know why, but I just can’t hate the hefster, I don’t know why…I find myself hoping that the geezer gets Holly back…or something.

    • Gets Holly back or something..? come on! She used him, as much as he let her use him! But he always knew, what she was up to. I’m not into fake blondes or fake boobs ( just natural beauty) he had his fun with her! But to say he really cared? Nah! She was nothing but a transparent whore, from the beginning!

  • Other than saying that Hugh Hefner looks like the Crypt Keeper and mentioning the fact that Wilt Chamberlain died 10 years ago, I am trying to figure out why I was bumped. I do realize that this will result in a lifetime suspension, I just need to know. BTW, I have an extremem dislike for Dave Matthews but not enough to consider that hate speach.