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It’s For You, Tori. It’s Quasimodo And He Wants His Face Back

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Remember when I wrote this and so many people got into a lather thinking that I could draw oxygen on this planet and think that Tori Spelling was pretty?  Oh, you didn’t know me very well back then, did you?  Head-turning Tori appeared at Christian Siriano’s Fall 2009 show yesterday at Fashion Week.  Her face makes me wonder-Are you supposed to be able to see the implants under the skin?

Of course, this picture was taken after Tori’s freak-out session.  When she arrived at the show, a guard asked to see her invitation.  After a couple minutes of “Don’t you know who I am?  I’m Donna Fucking Martin, the one who has no trouble being the oldest virgin in 90210 because I’m so fucking ugly,” she was promptly ushered to her stable seat.

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