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Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford May Be Getting Married

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It’s been rumored many times, but this time may be different.  Could Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford finally be getting married?  According to talk in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, the couple have obtained a blood test and a marriage license.  That would mean they’ve got thirty days to seal the deal in the town where they own a 800-acre ranch.

The couple have already accomplished the gargantuan feat of staying together for seven years.  I don’t understand why they want to doom it by getting married.  I’m such a romantic.

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  • I am assuming the blood test was the prove Flockhart was, indeed, human and not and upright tortilla chip as once suspected.

  • MI used to require them too, it was for blood compatibility in case you had kids. They stopped requiring them over 10 years ago now.

    Calista Flockhart always has and always will gross me out. I remember back when she did an interview with Connie Chung, and Connie asked Calista if she thought she was too thin, and Calista said “are you jealous?” Connie, jealous of that stick figure? I think not. Calista is disgusting.

  • Although this is the first marriage "Brothers & Sisters" actor "Indiana Jones" and "Star Wars" star has been married twice – first to Mary Marquardt and screenwriter Melissa Mathison ago.