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Pamela Anderson’s Chronic Constipation Resolves Itself During Fashion Week

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Palmonella Anderson walks squats the runway of designer Richie Rich’s show.

I’ve told her a million times, do not swallow the condom.  It does no good for your innards.

I’d like to issue a blanket apology to the west coasters and, really, all readers in other time zones who possibly read Evil Beet whilst enjoying their breakfast.  No one should have to navigate their oatmeal while being subjected to this, but think of all the calories I just saved you.

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