How is it that American television audiences have yet to tire of the washed-up recording artist and family living a normal existence formula? MC Hammer is the newest addition to A&E’s reality line-up. Any guesses regarding the name of the show? Anyone? Predictably, Hammertime. Sigh.
Cameras will follow Hammer, his wife of twenty-three years and their five children as they do exciting things like grocery shop and attend church whilst building a life in Hammer’s childhood home. I’m just praying that he’s not doing it all in harem pants.
I don’t get it.
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can’t watch this!
I first read that his wife is 23 years old and was like hoa, how did she get 5 childen already. Then I wondered how many times he’d been married. I read it for second time then and was relieved. 5 kids with 23 would just be crazy.
No, dude. He’s been married to the same woman for over 23 years… and they have 6 kids. Sounds like they’re happy, too.
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ew, no way. I couldn’t even follow the dude on twitter. he is obnoxiously religious IMO.
oh hammer don’t hurt ’em
Fuck that, he’d better do his show in Hammer pants and I hope the only way he gets from point A to point B is by Hammer dancing. And only speaks in Hammerisms.
Can’t be worse than Dog, right?
Is it supposed to be a discount version of Runs House?
But special guest should be Chris Brown seeking “counsel” from MC Hammer, now THAT would get ratings & be something to watch…
siggggh…..really?? is this what we’ve come to?
there are still some brilliant writers who write clever and funny lines that will make you pee your pants – why won’t hollywood only employ the talented?
i’ll watch reruns of family guy that i’ve seen 20 times before i’ll watch one episode of hammer time.
I saw him at an SF Giants game last year. He was wearing a suit. Who does that?
I’ll be folding laundry, realize his show is on and yell, “Stop! It’s Hammer time,” and go watch tv. mm hmm.
Do Hammer jokes ever get old? I’m going to say no.
Who else did mc marry?
Don’t you guys think Hammer’s youngest son, Sammy is just………… a holy terror. He slapped the oldest boy on one of the episodes and no one even disciplined him. It’s Hammertime to do some disciplining!
Watch this hammertime:
http://www.pennysaverusa.com/watchandwin/
enjoy ;D