You know it’s a slow news day when I resort to talking about Julia Roberts. Oh, sure, she’s America’s sweetheart, but I still view her as a homewrecking slut who broke up a marriage and flaunts her loser husband around like he’s a Birkin. It’s been years, but I’m bitter and I hold grudges.
Anyway, Julia is on the cover of March’s Allure magazine talking all about life with her hot husband, and by “hot” I mean “stolen”, and their three children.
“I will never be bored again,” the Oscar winner, 41, tells Allure for its March issue.
“Danny and I talk about, ‘What did we do with all the time we must have had?’ ” she says. “Because you don’t recognize it as such, until you have all these little … time thieves running around your house.”
Focused on raising her three children – twins Hazel and Phinnaeus, 4, and another son, Henry, 20 months – Roberts has become creative in using home remedies when it comes to removing a splinter.
“We get a lot of splinters in our house,” says Roberts, whose new movie is Duplicity, with Clive Owen.
“A splinter is just a good light, a pair of tweezers and a lot of singing songs and passing the time: La-la-la, now listen, if you eat all of your dinner It’s distraction and extraction.”
Really? Julia doesn’t find splinter removal boring? I can’t deal with her sanctimony. Because I actually find most aspects of parenting to be completely fraught with tedium. As a matter of fact, I have three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that I’m supposed to be making right now and the thought of doing so is making me want to fling myself into traffic or drive a railroad spike into my forehead. I need a nanny. And I need Julia Roberts to leave the country.
Wendie baby I love ya!!! We’re like two rotten peas in a pod :) I thought nobody else remembered about Julia’s homewrecking ways but I should have known that you would. So is there anyway get her kicked out of the country?
Julia should not think anyone has forgotten about her disgusting way of stealing another Womans Husband. I’m a dude and could care less about celebs but this Piece of shit could not get paid back harsh enough for me. If I lived next to her I’d let her know every morning at 5:00 Am. LOL
Still Married 20 years and still going strong.
I knew that if there was another person who would remember Julia’s homewrecking ways it would be you Wendie. Thanks for being there for me…
Wendie, I love you more with each post! I depise Julia, even BEFORE the homewrecking incident.
You are right. She is a homewrecker. So is Jennifer Lopez for that matter and possibly Britney Spears. Oh, and don’t forget Sienna Miller. It seems to be fashionable these days.
and angelina…dont forget her. she did it twice…but i guess if you adopt a million babies people forget. and men dont get stolen, men leave.
“home wrecking” is a two way street.
Ugh… I’ve never liked Julia. She’s a whore. Anyhoo, Wendie, your children must be young. Apparently you’re a good mom; even considering the prolonging of your kiddos’ starvation. I make my 7 year old prepare the pb&j’s for herself and two brothers. She’s a wee bit sloppy, but perfecting the skill will come soon enough. And, she really enjoys her “alone time” in the kitchen. Otherwise…nevermind, I’d still make her do it.
not to start a whole big thing, but didn’t he wreck his own home? what about some responsibility placed on the man in these situations?
I am so strongly agree with you. It’s ridiculous to blame the women. She is not the cheater/leaver. Yes, I think it’s wrong to go after someone’s husband. But I think it’s a million times more fucked up to desert your family for another partner. It’s like being, oh women have ALL the power, poor men can’t resist them!!! aw, little defenseless guys. I feel sooooooo sorry for them.
ugh
You don’t want to blame a woman at all, because you are a woman! Minimize a woman’s faults just to bash the hell out of a man! Both parties are equally at fault!
not to start a big thing here, but isn’t he responsible for wrecking his own home? shouldn’t the men be held more accountable in these situations?
i thought my first comment didn’t publish. apologies!
@Princess: I don’t have a high opinion of him either. I agree that they’re both to blame. It just sucks when women do these things to other women.
I hate all of your post Wendie. You are such a bitter, mean house mom. You want Julia Roberts to leave the country and I want you to never post again, it sucks when you don’t get what you want.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
god, take advice from your own screen name
Takes two to tango.
I think it’s worse on the part of the person involved in the previous relationship.
Also:
Soaking the place in epsom salt water helps remove splinters as well.
So Julia’s a “homewrecking slut” but Angelina is a goddess? Of all the posts about Brad and Angelina on this site I wonder if any of the EB writers would say something like that about Angelina and Brad, who kind of did the SAME THING.
Yep…hate those two as well. Thanks for reminding me!
I LOVE YOU WENDIE, YOU ARE HILARIOUS.
Because I actually find most aspects of parenting to be completely fraught with tedium.
SO GOOD.
Bless you, Wendie, for stating the truth. Julia actually scares me. She looks like she can be really mean. She and Danny destroyed his first wife’s life for a while. Hope Vera is doing well.
“By hot I mean stolen”… Holy crap that was great!! You the best, Wendie!
@Annie, @Princess: THANK YOU. i get so freaking sick of women putting the bulk of responsibility on “the other woman.” Do the rest of you “ladies” have any idea the amount of crap guys will say to women? “Oh our relationship is failing anyway, i’ve never felt like this till you, we’re seperated, etc etc” or best “my wife hasn’t slept with me in x number of years, and she knows i see other women.” YES, a girl should do all they can not to get into that situation but when they’re constantly being told stuff like that it can quickly get complicated.
Sorry I am just really tired of girls talking smack on each other; we hear enough from men who talk about how crazy/hormanal/emotional we all are, and yet we laugh at stuff like that! we shoot ourselves in the foot constantly cuz we’re so quick to throw each other under the bus.
For the record, i cant stand Julia, but I base my opinion on the fact that i can’t stand her MOVIES.
Agree. Women always throw each other under the bus, especially in the workplace. Then women wonder why they aren’t in command. We need to stick together to gain power. No one gives you power, you have to earn it. Most women are so busy competing on a petty level and men and other women in the workplace notice.
I feel like maybe girls that blame other girls for this thing probably had this happen to them in their past. I bet it’s easier to blame the other women– oh! that whore!!! – then to have to think that your boyfriend/hubbie etc wanted someone more than you.
the truth hurts, ladies. But it’s not helping anything to blame the other women. Your wife left you, not this stranger.
i think she basically means she’ll never be without another fucking thing to do for as long as she lives.
she bothers me, I can’t explain it…hopefully casey & finnigan keep her busy for the rest of her life with splinters and thieving time. She just sucks period.
Ugh! I’m soooo bummed she’s decided to “star” in another movie again – we’ll have to suffer through the Roberts media storm before she shuts her big trap. I’d be happier if she’d raise her precious children in silence while stomping all over New Mexico. Speaking of stolen – her brother Eric introduced her to acting and she managed to work his initial contacts into a “pretty” career for herself. Nice.
I wasn’t expecting to laugh, but that is funny about the sandwiches. U obviously love your children, but it is refreshing to read your sarcastic feeling!
I fucked Sharon Greenstein and Donna Graves, and both of them are better looking than Julia Roberts, she is all worn out and yesterday’s news
Can I ask you a question? how was she? I heard Sharon is pretty good between the sheets; did you bang her upstairs in her bed or downstairs on the couch ?
Guess who I fucked? Sharon Greenstein and Donna Graves, both of whom are better looking than Julia “Pretty Woman” Roberts , and that is a fact
3 peanut butter sandwiches and you want to drive a spike through your head!!?? What was for dinner, and did you help yourself to some razor blades and a hot bath afterwards?! CHRIST WOMAN! A little dramatic over some pb&j!!! Don’t hate on Julia Roberts because she doesn’t find being a mother as tedious a chore as you do.
No talent, no beauty, not even prettiness, a piece of shit. If this is America’s sweetheart, then there are masses suffering from diabetes.
haha Wendie. I love your posts. The other day I was saying how I thought the hardest thing about being a parent would simply be having to feed these little people all the time. I eat like one meal a day and crackers and stuff. Food prep is the worst
your my favorite disgruntled housewife ever
I’m going to add another voice to the “I don’t like the word ‘homewrecker'” chorus. The MAN left his wife. He wrecked his own home, thank you.
It’s not good to go after married people, obviously, but I hate that anyone who gets with a guy who left his wife is automatically a ‘homewrecker.’
a man will always be a dog but it’s the bitch that opens her legs……..she should be ashamed of herself. not only did she homewreck but she did it in such a disgusting way(calling his house and asking his wife to speak with him). She is a dirty whore. And yes he is also a piece of shit who flaunts his “happy family” neglecting to mention he has older children whom he abandoned. I hope he gives her v.d………….i’m not bitter though lol