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Katy Perry Is Not Going to Get Her Ass Kicked by Paris Hilton

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Katy is denying stories from this weekend that she was rubbing all over Benji Madden on Valentine’s Day. On her blog, Katy says:

It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking :) Guess what? I’m in Monte Carlo/Monaco, France right now. Oh shayth do I have frequent flyer milez for days… I wonder if you can cash in frequent flyer miles for a boyfriend rather than just dinners and gift certificates for starbucks? ”How many miles for brad pitt, pls?”

Oooh, trading frequent flier miles for Brad Pitt?

I would totally get over my fear of flying for that shit … if this were ten years ago!

Today I would like to trade my frequent flier miles in for Phelpsy, thank you very much. At the very least, I should be able to trade them in for weed. Then I would lure Phelpsy in with that. See? I am a smart businesswoman.

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