Katy is denying stories from this weekend that she was rubbing all over Benji Madden on Valentine’s Day. On her blog, Katy says:
It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking :) Guess what? I’m in Monte Carlo/Monaco, France right now. Oh shayth do I have frequent flyer milez for days… I wonder if you can cash in frequent flyer miles for a boyfriend rather than just dinners and gift certificates for starbucks? ”How many miles for brad pitt, pls?”
Oooh, trading frequent flier miles for Brad Pitt?
I would totally get over my fear of flying for that shit … if this were ten years ago!
Today I would like to trade my frequent flier miles in for Phelpsy, thank you very much. At the very least, I should be able to trade them in for weed. Then I would lure Phelpsy in with that. See? I am a smart businesswoman.
“I’m in Monte Carlo/Monaco, France right now”. I hate Katy Perry a bit more now. Montecarlo is the capital of Monaco. Monaco is a country. It is not France. For fuck’s sake I hate this girl.
hahahahahhahahahaha
I know! Why did that comment not get some hazing of Katy? I actually kind of like her, but COME ON!
“At the very least, I should be able to trade them in for weed. Then I would lure Phelpsy in with that.”
haaaha i love you beet
I agree with Jen.That’s great! You never fail to make me laugh
Even though I hate katy perry so much, I have to say she sounds like she might not be a complete dork
Before or after saying Monte Carlo/Monaco is in France?
OMFG spencer pratt just talked to me on twitter!!!!!! this is getting reallllly awkward but i love it!
What does Spencer have to do with Katy Perry? And who would want to talk to him, anyway? He’s such a villain!
I like how she refers to herself as a “pseudo famous” person. +1 for Katy Perry.
She looks as she really is: freaky&dephased.
she has the eyes of a crazy person.
I still think there was a little drunken V-day hook-up between these two. Girl’s gotta get some – she just doesn’t want everyone to know about it! Especially Paris – she’ll fuck you up.