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“I’m Not Fat, Y’all!!”

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Personally, I thought Jessica Simpson looked DAMN GOOD when she performed at Madison Square Garden with Rascal Flatts last night.

I think the whole problem previously was the outfit. I swear she needs a new team of stylists that specialize in “I’m not really a size 2 anymore” wardrobes. This is NOT a fat girl, she just has this tendency to put on a tiny bit of weight and then choose the outfits that emphasize it the most.

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  • Ok, so, Jessica Simpson isn’t fat. But rail thin Courtney Cox looks pregnant? Can’t we just all agree that Hollywood has warped our judgment on what a healthy weight is for women and just stop trying to judge all together? For one thing, it is none of our business, and two, it is a boring topic!

    • I agree.

      There is nothing wrong with having curves. People have got to stop pushing that toothpick image, it just looks gross and its very unhealthy.

    • It’s clearly not a boring topic, judging by all the comments these posts generate.

      However, I never said Courteney Cox was fat. I said it looked like she had a baby bump in that dress, which she shouldn’t have been wearing, because it made her look like she had a baby bump. That is all.

  • god, Beet. finally. your other Jessica posts were pissing me off. I just felt so bad for Jessica… the response was just over the top and way harsh

    she looks great.

  • Jessica, like Paula Abdrool, has absolutely no taste in clothes at all. They’re both tacky as hell. All that money yet they simply cannot figure out how to dress for their figures.

  • When you are as tiny as she is with boobs that big, gaining just a couple of pounds shows up big time. And you have got to dress for those boobs. And clearly her stylists haven’t a clue.

    • oh DP, puh-lease. I am the opposite of fat. I just think the whole thing was insane; everyone in the media calling her out for being some insane fat ass. I mean, do that to someone who is ACTUALLY fat…. you know, like Raven.

  • Does this mean “Fat Gate” is over?? Where are all the old commenters who were crying about how “unhealthy” and overweight she is? *Rolls eyes*
    Oh yes that’s right…because she only gained like 10 lbs and has probably lost it already.

  • jess looks great. remember what is important, if she gains a few pounds her boobs get bigger. amen. love you beet

  • I personally think she looks great. She definitely didn’t choose the right outfit for her chili cook-off performance (those pants on anyone above a size 00 are ALWAYS a bad idead), but she looks amazing and healthy and SEXY in this photo. I, who don’t consider myself fat, am about her size and I’m SURE that I’d have looked foul in that blue jean outfit, but she looks GREAT in this pic. What a class act.