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If You Compliment Mischa Barton, You Will Be Audited

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I think it’s only fair that I warn you of my current frame of mind; I just spent the morning on the phone fighting with the IRS.

Having said that, I hate Mischa Barton.  Have I mentioned this before?  I guess you could say she is my Mandy Moore.  Like, she was doing okay for a minute, where she wasn’t looking totally horrible.  I knew I’d be karmically punished if I said nice things about her and sure enough, I was.  Hellloooooo IRS.  So, I’m back on track now and willing to repay my debt to the universe.

Here’s Mischa at a P3R showroom in California.  I’m sure it was a scheduled photo shoot but WireImage has it listed as a general sighting.  They are so used to her pretending that she’s ultra cool and casual and unaware of the cameras around her, that they can’t tell the difference.  Remember when she got the DUI and then went to the park with her dog, crying and trying to appear all “I’m so into my pet and I’m a good person and I’m completely unaware that my picture is being taken,”?  Please.

You know what I’m so used to?  Barton doing really stupid things like wearing ivory crochet inset dresses with dark brown tights underneath.

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