Last night, ABC revealed the majority of the lineup for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. The network didn’t just release the names; they did this whole ridiculous, clue-giving, suspense thing throughout the hour during Extreme Home Makeover commercial breaks. Are people really hanging on the edge of their sectionals, eyes glued to the screen, anxiously awaiting these announcements? Unlike seasons past, I had actually heard of most of these, um, stars.
Contestants include Jewel and her husband Ty Murray, country singer Chuck Wicks and Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson. Access Hollywood star Nancy O’Dell will join Belinda Carlisle, Denise Richards, Lil’ Kim, Lawrence Taylor and Steve-O. Gilles Marini, best known as the naked dude in the Sex And The City movie, will compete alongside David Allen Grier. My pick to take it all? Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak. Computer geeks are killers on the dance floor.
Apparently more celebrity participants will be released on February 12th. Season eight begins on March 9th.
Yay for Belinda Carlisle and Steve-o. She for grace and beauty, him for comedic value. And you gotta be kidding – Denise Richards?! I’ll watch her only because I’ll be rooting for her to make an a** of herself.
Seriously, why did you make me look at this person first thing in the morning.
Yellow. Teeth.
Burn. my. retina.
why do i have a feeling denise richards is going to have absolutely no rhythm? she will be the next kim kardashian.
Kathy Gifford dated this pig man. Some people will fuck anything for money
lol i LOVED him on “My Life on the D-List” and as bizarre as that show is, it does make you laugh. That show is like EvilBeet..televised!!! you can’t pay enough money for THAT kind of entertainment!!! =)
SHAWN JOHNSON IS GOING TO OWN!
I expect the voters see which kind of monster they’ve got place in the Bright House.
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