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Lynne Spears Isn’t Done Cashing In On Her Kids

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The book was not a huge hit.  This hasn’t deterred Lynne Spears from shopping around for a deal to bring her Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World masterpiece to film.

Can we talk casting?  The main characters are Lynne, Jamie, Brit, Jamie Lynn, K-Fed, Sam Lufti and Adnan Ghalib and a pink wig.  What actors possess the talent and depth needed to navigate these complicated roles?  Is there any earthly being that could fill Britney’s flip-flops?  I’m not sure but I’m campaigning for Taylor Swift in the role of Brit.

Twenty-five bucks says this goes right to Lifetime.

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  • Lynne = Katie Holmes
    Jamie = Randy Quaid
    Brit = Jessica Simpson
    Jamie Lynn = Ali Lohan
    K-Fed = Jamie Kennedy
    Sam Lufti = Joe Francis
    Adnan Ghalib = Howard K. Stern
    pink wig = Andy Dick

  • I see…..Jamie Lynn as Britney.
    Adnan Ghalib in a wig as Lynne.
    Jamie Sr. as K-Fed.
    K-Fed as Sam Lufti.
    And told from the perspective of the pink wig as Jamie Lynn.

  • I see…..Jamie Lynn as Britney.
    Adnan Ghalib in a wig as Lynne.
    Jamie Sr. as K-Fed.
    K-Fed as Sam Lufti.
    And told from the perspective of the pink wig as Jamie Lynn.