Remember this guy from Britney’s “Toxic” video?
He also appeared as the sexy masseuse in the “Stacy’s Mom” video.
Matt Felker is definitely the male video vixen of our video generation, and, as many of you may have noticed over the years, my #1 personal crush. I think he’s just about the most perfect definition of male beauty I’ve ever seen. I ::heart:: Matt so much.
When I noticed a spot in the “If You Seek Amy” casting call for:
“KEN DOLL” HUSBAND / No Union Affiliation / Featured / Male / Caucasian / 22-29
the perfect ken doll husband
Wardrobe: american…. J CREW… ALL THE WAY
Rate: $1000+20%
I immediately thought of Matt. I mean, is there anyone who better resembles the perfect Ken Doll husband? All-American? J CREW….. ALL THE WAY???? That. Is. Matt. (Although I’m sure he’d be upset with me for this definition of him … “I do have a brain of my own, you know.”)
I know he’s way past working for $1000/day right now — he’s a big shot these days, producing a television show starring Sophie Monk, while preparing to film and star in a movie he wrote — but I just had to ask. Because, despite the fact that his film career is about to take off, he is still, at heart, a nice Wisconsin boy who makes time in his day to answer all my stupid stalkerish emails about Britney Spears videos. Nothing could make my life better than having him in this video. BRITNEY AND MATT FELKER TOGETHER AGAIN???
Oh. Hells. Yes.
“No,” was his response.
“Are you aware they’re casting tomorrow?”
“Yes, I am.”
“You’re not going in?”
“I don’t really do music videos anymore, Sash.”
“Not even for Britney?”
“Sweetie, I wish I could but … ”
“NOT EVEN FOR BRITNEY?”
“Look. If they call me, I’m open to it, okay? But I don’t think I’m gonna go in for the casting. I mean, I can’t even get a guest spot on One Tree Hill right now, so how do you think this’ll end?”
I told him I was going to post about this no matter what, because he NEEDS TO BE IN THIS VIDEO, and I asked for photos of him to use that would work well for the post. He begrudgingly sent a few over after I harrassed him about it for awhile. “I’m so Spencer Pratt right now,” he says as he emails the image files, which just endears him further to me.
Please please please BRITNEY PEOPLE!
If you’re paying ANY ATTENTION!!!
CALL MATT AND PUT HIM IN THIS VIDEO.
What a GREAT way to show how she’s come full-circle than to show that she can still land the same hottie Midwestern boy she could in her Toxic days … at least on-screen.
CALL. MATT. FELKER.
Matt is my favorite. This would be a fantastic full-circle video for Brit. Please please PLEASE???
Q: “I mean, is there anyone who better resembles the perfect Ken Doll husband? All-American? J CREW….. ALL THE WAY????”
A: Me Sasha. ME. I’m a little hurt that you just tossed me aside so easily. Yeah, I’m brunette but that doesn’t mean you just get to forget about me! :-)
“I cant even get a guest spot on one tree hill” lmao! <3 him!
my lord, is he beautiful or WHAT?
and anyway, lovely matt, this can’t be beneath you. I mean, Sophie Monk? Really? No. Go back to Brit Brit.
*sigh* I wanna email stalk him! How fun! I wonder what his movie is about……
Holy shit is that guy hot!!! Britney if he’s in the video, SLAM DUNK. SO HOT. He’s funny too.
Wow, he IS hot. And he seems so funny and sweet, too!
Waaaaiiiit? You actually talked to him? How do you DO that? Hook me up!
I googled J. CREW…result: american fashion line
They should teach shit like this in our schools (Romania:)
So I get it’s slang and and I usually understand but this time I’m just not sure…please explain, pretty please (does it have to do with the models and the fact that they all have “all-american-features”…)
Lots of hugs
well Irina, it means just that: they want a man that is J.Crew all the way, someone who has the J.Crew style, represents that image
Very handsome. I’d like to see him do the vid, if only for the promised skin.
Beautiful, a work of art!
YUM.
I mean, seriously.
Is this video even going to air? With all the soccer moms up in arms over the song itself being played on the radio I have a hard time believing the visual to accompany it will get much play on MTV or whatever channel actually plays music videos anymore. Maybe it’ll be an internet sensation?
he’s a statue
a blond statue
but he doesn’t really look that American to me.
he´s hot though.
Gorgeous, funny and smart!!! What was Brit Brit thinking when she met Kfed. She should have made a play for Matt!
That is a beautiful man.
OMG! He is smoking hot!!! Did you just melt Sasha, when he called you “Sash”? Matt has a pet name for you!!!!! *squeal*
*giggles*
oh my god is this guy hot and funny love him!
Omg. I want him
total. babe.
Toooooo hot for Brit. Love Wisconsin boys. Always have.