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Jessica Simpson Fat with Ronald McDonald and Tony Romo Cartoon

This shit ran in the New York Post.

And you guys think bloggers are mean.

Wow.

Thanks Carol!

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  • Okay honestly shes not THAT big in that photo. Its taken from a really bad angle (upwards) and yes shes gained a few pounds and has a few in the wrong places.. But all this hype over her gain weight is ridiculous.

    We all have our bad days.. Maybe she shouldve worn something loose fitting

  • I think thats terrible. I mean people complain all the time about stars being “scary thin”, but then they do this…? I honestly don’t think Jessica Simpson is even remotely close to looking like that, or even bad at all. I think its simply that she is a curvy girl, with the wrong pair of high wasted pants on. High wasted pants will do that to anyone. I think its funny they call them “mom jeans”, obviously.. they’re only high wasted which is eh.. kinda in style but not really. Kim Kardashian & Katie Holmes have also been wearing them, and yes K.K is curvy like Jessica, but Katie Holmes a very skinny girl, also looks very pudgy in them. I think people just need to lay off, its the reason why girls and guys have eating disorders. Jessica Simpson is a very beautiful girl.

  • That is incredibly immature and cruel. I would sue their ass if I was her. Honestly, its not like she’s an outspoken and hateful bitch like Anne Coulter or something. When did she ever do anything to these people?

    You’d think she spit in the collective coffee of the New York Post or something.

    • Agreed. I’ve been guilty of this myself, on a much smaller scale. Sometimes it’s just irresistable. I think if everyone just pretended for a minute that the person they were getting ready to post a mean comment about was someone they truely loved and cared about………… But that’s not what we are all here for, is it. God, now I’m so conflicted! Thanks a lot Jeremy!

    • Who the hell is this Anne Coulter??

      I saw her on the VIEW and she sounded ridiculous.

      Whats her deal/background?

      • She’s a conservative (bigot) pundit that thinks all Democrats are mindless apes.

        She’s the very definition of ignorant and she’s also a horrible tranny. I mean honestly, like anyone one arth DOESN’T know she was originally a man. Just give it up mAnn Coulter

        I mean honestly, her solution to fixing ANY problem is converting everyone involved to Christianity. Cause, you know, Christians are known for being such caring, level-headed, gentle people that never fight each other.

        Horrible grammar brought to you by me!

      • Anne Coulter is a Sceintologist in a mans body. Ive seen a map of her dirt star.
        I went to visit her dirt star in space and when i was there i got bitten by a thetan and she checked my temp with her skin thermometer.

        Dont hate. Jelly?

  • That’s just horrible. Good job New York Post. That will do nothing but churn out even more anorexics and bulimics.

    • exactly. i dont even how they have the right to post stuff like this in the paper. its just wrong. i would like to see the guy who drew this and see what they look like.

  • thats just plain mean theres nothing funny here i mean yeah simpson has put on a FEW pounds but they make her look wayyyyy overweight this cartoon shows proof that their is DEFIANTLY something wrong with our media today. A girl gains about 10 pounds and the NEW YORK TIMES is on her ass, this is a really sad moment. Its things like this that make me doubt my body thinking that if i gain a pound im overweight. i really hope she doesnt lose the weight but fights back

  • this is terrible, if this was actually true than a WHOLE lot of women would be seen as hthat because there are a WHOLE lot of women that have bodies just like her.

    • There are women that have bodies BIGGER than her. Imagine what this comic frame is doing to their self-image.

      Just because people have fat doesnt MAKE them fat.

  • okay… I’m sorry. And I am usually on the train that may poke fun at overweight celebrities. Jessica Simpson is not fucking overweight. Yes, everyone is right- she does not look anorexic anymore. She has the sort of body that I wish I could have, but never will– naturally voluptuous and curvy. Regardless of how I think of her as a singer, I think she is, and has always been, amazingly beautiful. Regardless of her weight. I am sure a lot of guys would rather be with someone like her than a rail-thin model who stopped getting her period long ago.

    the picture was a bad one, taken at a shitty angle. And seriously, everyone looks fat in those jeans (NEVER WEAR SHIT LIKE THAT, LADIES). ugh. this whole thing annoys the shit out of me, and I actually feel horrible for her.

    I hope she is strong enough to ignore this bullshit and doesn’t get all fucking crazy ass skinny again…. LIKE:

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2007/01/jessica-simpson-ashlee-isnt-our-only-anorexic/

  • i feel like they were semi-making fun of the fact that everyone is making such a big deal out of this. i honestly don’t think the NY Post cartoonist believes she’s THAT big.

    i think this whole ‘jessica simpson is ginormous thing’ has gotten blown WAY out of proportion! yeah.. she’s probably overweight and is way bigger than she has been in the past.. but she works at CHILI COOKOFFS these days and is pretty much irrelevant besides this attention from her weight gain. NEXT.

    • Actually you may have a point. The context may be to show the rest of us how silly it is that we’re even discussing her weight because she’s obviously not that big. She’s slimmer than the average girl, I would say. Then again, if that isn’t the context, I can’t believe they would be so cruel. She may be talentless, but that doesn’t justify picking on her like this for no reason, poor dumb girl.

  • yes she’s pleasingly plump blah blah but she’s a CELEBRITY. she brought this hype upon HERSELF. And not even one of those i only did it for my craft type celebrities the woman had a reality show for goodness sakes. lets all just bask in the satisfaction that is a once hot girl gone fat.

  • Literally the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. it ain’t no secret she got fat! bitch needs to go on a fuckin diet! and so should every other celebrity who is fat! america, latifah,that bitch on mad men,hayden…etc

  • Yes that is mean…but I am sorry, I cannot stop laughing at that! I love the double belts in the picture!!

  • Omg, Jessica Simpson did NOT get fat! I hate this. Yes, she’s not as super skinny as she once was. Yes, did does weigh more than her usual. So what! She’s still tiny. No wonder girls are trouble with body image, “fat” isn’t actually “fat”, it’s just when you’re clearly not in perfect shape or skin and bones.

    I feel like all of the media is exaggerating her weight gain.

    It’s times like this I am so glad I am not famous. (Not that I would ever be famous.)

    Also, think how tiny these celebrities are in real life. If they look skinny in pictures, then they must be super skinny in real life. So, to me, Jessica looks normal in that mom-jean photo. In real life, she probably looks even thinner.

    • okay, it’s one thing to defend her right to get a little bigger, but do not even TRY to pull off saying that she’s still tiny. that is NOT tiny. maybe like, mischa after she gained some weight is “still tiny”, but not jessica.

  • I am sad for her, I know that my weight can fluctuate like mad from time to time. I don’t know how I would deal with seeing it in the mirror, feeling it in my newly constricting jeans, AND being criticized by the media too!
    Poor Jess.

  • That Cindy Adams at the NY Post eats babies and puppies. The NY Post is not a real paper, look at the front page of todays paper where they likened the murder/suicide of a family of 7 in California to Terminator.
    THATS what you should boil a thetan over people!

    YOU ALL SOUND LIKE LEVEL ONE PROHIBITASHIONALS! You people wont cross the soul bridge to space worm bellagio if you dont focus on the real problems.

    I will also point out that Kate HATES the Simpson sisters. Kate is a bitch.
    People are just tired of this Simpson shit. Simpson = musical thetan.
    We sent Papa Joe the memo along with Papa Spears but they keep forcing their whores I mean dirt thetan lovers I mean daughters on us.
    Sucks for us, now it sucks for Jess. HA HA HA HA HA

  • ugh whatev about her putting on weight… homegirl needs to stop F*CKING WITH HER FACE!! she used to be so pretty!

  • Pretty funny… I like Jessica Simpson, but when you are always “working” to get your picture taken and printed in various publications… well, live by the sword, die by the sword.

  • That’s awful. It really is. The girl isn’t remotely close to fat. She just makes bad clothing choices. She needs friends to tell her not to wear such ridiculous outfits. Where are the cartoons of Rachel Zoe, Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes etc depicted as skeletons? Nowhere. Because it is far uglier to be fat.
    Some may argue that there are health risks in being overweight (not that Jessica Simpson is), but there are also dire health risks in being underweight too, but they don’t seem as well publicised or their poster children as widely and harshly judged. If someone is anorexic, we feel sympathy, if they are overweight, we ridicule. Fucked up, no?
    Fair enough, Jessica Simpson made her body her commodity in Dukes of Hazzard, hence why she is vilified at every pound gained, but honestly. I can relate to humour at someone else’s expense if it is truly in good taste and jest, but shit like this can honestly cause harm not only to the victim, but also to the millions of girls who have the same body shape who were okay with themselves up until now. I say that anyone who finds such dramatised, untrue and harsh public bullying funny, needs to take a good look in the mirror. In the words of Gregory David Roberts – If babies had wings, you would be the type of people to pull them off.

  • This cracked me up while I was at work.
    (I’m the guy in charge of FTD.com’s daily spam list.)
    ;-)

  • That’s just wrong. Jessica Simpson got super skinny when she did the Dukes of Hazzard, rib and spine skinny. I think people are assuming she’s gained a lot of weight since she’s only 5’2” or 5’3”, so 10 pounds looks like 30. I don’t think she’s fat at all.

    That outfit however was hideous. Who wears a double belt above high waisted jeans and thinks it looks normal? :P

  • PAWNED! She’s richer than me, I think she can afford a stepper or smth. She can run around her house.
    What a 13 years old girld can say? If JS got away with it, let’s put two belts to hold our tummys and let’s go to McD!

  • what’s really lame is that the artist knows his drawing sucks so much that he feels it is necessary to put the names on their shirts – otherwise no one would even know what this is referring to…

  • That is just mean, as I am sure it was intended to be. It will never cease to amaze me the ridiculous standards that we subject celebrities to. They are human just like us and they should be allowed some room to err, just like us. She just put on 10-15 lbs, is not like she swallowed an elephant.

  • I think Tony should be offended.

    He’s so cute…and they drew him to look like a scraggly Prince Charles. : )

  • I understand that people in the spot light have to keep their appearances up but where is the happy medium I mean come on we have little boys and girls growing up with these false ideas of what they should look like and the backlash of how they could potentially be viewed by their peers because someone doesnt look like a stick. Jessica Simpson fluctuates in weight WELCOME TO REALITY OF A WOMAN, those who are naturally skinny great but I bet 90 % of women out there dont have that luxury and have to work hard to maintain a healthy look I think Jessica needs a new stylist (cuz the outfit did nothing for her) but she is healthy and is a good example of someone who should not feel bad about her weight. These people have feelings too, regardless if they choose the spot light or not.

  • Ouch. Funny but cruel. I hope I live to see the day when women won’t be criticized for gaining weight.

  • OMG u guys are taking this way too seriously! I think they’re making more fun of the PPL MAKING FUN OF jessica simpson, than actually of HER. Everyone made a huge deal about the weight shes gained… and the way I see it they’re making fun of those ppl, not actually her. Anyone with a sense of humor would think this was funny and not think it was actually an attack. Of COURSE she’s not that big!!!!!! That’s why its FUNNY! How do you guys laugh at this site, but don’t get how that’s funny? It’s the same kind of humor!