Today's Evil Beet Gossip

We Are Seriously Producing Plays Based On Eighties Videos Now?


Michael Jackson is helping develop a stage musical based on his Thriller video.  Plot:  young couple on date, boy turns into werewolf.  In an attempt to stretch the fourteen minute video into a stage production, eight actors will portray The Gloved Perv at various stages of his life.

I’m sorry, but I cannot get my mind around Thriller as a theater production.  Can you imagine?

It’s close to midnight, and something evil’s lurking in the dark,

Chasse, Chasse,ball change

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart.

pivot, dig, and turn.

Anyway, no word yet on how many pre-pubescent boys have been cast.

Thanks, Sanita!

Video of Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson in possibly the worst video ever.

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