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Huge Hefner’s Girlfriends Clearly Have Glaucoma

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The photo agency swears that this pic of Kristina and Karissa Shannon, Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, was taken outside of a medical cannabis store in LA.

I’m sure they have a very serious illness and we should all feel sorry for them. I hope they survive.

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  • Twins should not dress identical after the age of 12!
    (Unless it’s bikinis or lingerie!)

    AND TWINS! ;-)

    • if they are that hot they should. hell they should. I love those two. I’m younger and hotter than Heff…..girls?

    • agreed. they look dumber than usual.

      and I think they are gross. the old girls were way hotter. they just look like orange trailer park trash IMO.

      I’m still kind of shocked that hef has girlfriends that have no boobies. interesting.

      oh and if my sister and I had ever even kissed the same guy, I would have died. sooooo yucky.

    • It’s definitely tacky for those two to dress identically if they aren’t doing some sort of promo for Playboy or at a party or something. Ug.

  • Uhhh, perhaps doing a little errand running for creaky old Hef? Looks more like they were on a boat.

  • Of course they have glaucoma, how else can you explain that hideous shade of orange??? I can’t believe there’s people who think that looks good.

  • No, no, no. I agree with Down Unda completely. Excluding the bedroom and pool parties, twins should NOT dress identically. down to the brand and wash of their jeans. Unacceptable.

    • really? Kendra? Does the IQ scale have negative numbers, because that would be Kendra. Holly.. Just a controlling bitch. Actually, girl #3 was the perfect woman. She was hot and when she wasn’t moaning in bed, she kept her mouth shut enough to blend into the background

  • i agree with ‘mamie’ — i definitely don’t see what’s going on here .. where’s the joint, or the pipe??? i don’t get it .. enlighten me, thanks!

  • I imagine if hef was trying to put his wrinkled up pickle in your ass hole all the time you would be hitting the bong pretty hard too.

    There isnt one fucking thing wrong with smoking pot. Get a fucking grip.

    • n. 1. A stall or a crib for an ox, cow, or other animal.
      v. i. 1. To drink excessively. See Booze.

      Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary, published 1913 by C. & G. Merriam Co.

      Depending on where you are in the world, spelling variates.
      Booze? You like Booze better? we can say Booze, road soda, sad juice, liquid courage, breakfast…. call it whatever the hell you want.
      Make up your own words for it. Have fun

  • having eyesight issues would be a blessing if you were faced with the possibility of seeing that old geezer naked. Instead of some pot for the “glaucoma”, they should be buying pointy sticks to poke their own eyes out with.

  • Hey, hey, the pot will be good for them. After all the washes in the jeans, the bleach on their heads, gods only KNOW what chemicals on their skin (at least these ones don’t have plastic in their chests), they need something natural like weed.

    Besides, it might get them to eat some, and stop looking like twigs. Might help with the lack of tits, too.