She’s alive!!!
After falling off the radar for OVER A WEEK, Lindsay Lohan and some weird-ass gloves resurfaced this weekend in New York, along with her mom and sister, Ali. Dude. CHECK OUT THE TITS ON ALIANA. That girl is 15 years old. She can’t drive a car, but you sure can motorboat those titties.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Hahahaha
I will never get why people like Lindsay Lohan and MK Olsen spend thousands of dollars on clothes just to make themselves look like homeless people. Every article of clothing on Lindsay probably cost over $200..fingerless gloves, wtf?
Big boobs are a Lohan staple, if Ali didn’t have them she would have been shunned.
That is the work of a push-up bra.
thank goodness for beet!
I have to say, as a high schooler myself, the amount of chest that Ali is sporting is not uncommon..it’s actually more uncommon to see a girl who is not showing off some chest, most of the time more revealing than this photo, and it’s usually the younger girls (freshmen) ages 14-15 that sport the most cleavage..
Just adding some perspective.
weird ass gloves…what about those effing sunglasses?? those are bad news bears.
she is going to have huge knockers like her big sis.
shes going to ride those puppies all the way to hollywood.
HoHan v2.0
hahaha, nice
Is Linds getting a receding hairline from all of the extensions or did she always have that high a forehead?
I think it’s always been slightly high… I think the angle of the picture and that she is looking down makes it more pronounced.
thats what I was wondering!
yeah.. it’s looking all kinds of crazy
Lol, chesticles all over your blog lately beet. I like.
When I was 15 my tits were as big as Ali’s, much to my shame and horror. Also, look at her sister – Ali’s tits aren’t a push bra wonder, they’re proper real, a gene pool thing.
when I was 12 I was a C cup. Hated them then, hate them now.
Sad. She looks like she recycled two old 20″ tv set screens to make those sunglasses and he hair looks like red straw.
Ugh. She just looks like she’s studying to be one of the Tired-Ass Housewives of Orange County in about 5 years.
lol bout the sunnies aye!
the gene pool boob thing doesn’t aply anymore though..if u look at the other pics of that outing she’s a bloody stick with boobs and that is mos def not natural
Wow, caption this Before, During and After.
The kid appears to be developing a decent set of knockers – as she should be expected to given her pedigree. But that cleavage is the work of expensive undergarments.
I hope she makes it out of this insanity okay. She’s what, 15? Maybe? The Lohan parents are grotesque.
And they’re dying her hair really dark…the red tones are gone.
Lindz needs to go see hair hair stylist ASAP.
she’s looking like a long haired scarecrow.
oil treatment please.
yeah she looks awful!
Certainly worth the 3 year wait….
your daily lohan is the greatest daily update since conan’s “in the yeaaaaarr two-thowwwwsand….”
Yeh, I’m pretty sure that’s pretty natural as well. I’m soon to be 19 myself, and therefore (at least I’d like to think so) it’s not a long time ago since I was her age.. mine were defo as big at her age (sadly hasn’t grown since though!) and I’m somewhat slimmer than she is. Not to mention that the girlfriends of my younger brothers look pretty alike in the chest area.. Scary but true. I heard that puberty is hitting a lot earlier those days, this might just be it.
I know a poor girl, 15 years old, with the baloons worthy of Pamela Anderson. We’re talking an F-cup here, which is huuge at 15 (I’d say) – well, she’s a bit on the large side, but still.
Ugh…I’m getting so flipping sick of hair extensions. What a big stringy mess. Cousin It comes to mind.
I’m glad those tits finally started growing. I was afraid for her, but now her career can blossom (like her tits). We’re still wondering if she’ll outdo Lindsay in whorish behavior
Yeah actually guys you’re usually a lot less modest around 13 and 14 because it isn’t gross like Pamela Anderson having her cleavage out. It’s like meh it’s a 13 year olds chest, not even boobs, just symbols of boobs.
If you guys see it any other way that’s just wrong! What the hell, you can’t blame her for having boobs she didn’t ask for them, I’m a bloody F cup and have always had big boobs, like what only if I was flat would I be allowed to wear a low cut top? Seriously, just because you’re flat and you’re tops hella slutty it’s like o it’s ok cause nothing showing, technically it is!!!