Yeeeeeeah. Rodney knows.
According to a recent study involving some 1,580 Australian men, guys that drink are better in bed.
Until now, it has been widely believed alcohol consumption could cause erectile dysfunction, commonly called “brewer’s droop”But a study of 1580 Australian men has shown the reverse may be true, with drinkers reporting as many as 30 per cent fewer problems than teetotallers.
Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank, although this type of drinking can cause other health problems.
LMAO at “Brewer’s Droop”! I have never heard that before, but this supports my theory that most things are better if you’re a little bit tipsy. Although, I am suspicious of some of these findings just based off the fact that all the test subjects were Australian. Aren’t Australian men all macho alpha male brawlers that carry machetes and get voted ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ alot? Consider Russell Crowe. Sure now he’s all sloppy, bearded and too fat for sex scenes with Sienna Miller, but in Gladiator he was slangin it.
I do like the disclaimer though. “Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank, although this type of drinking can cause other health problems. ” Just in case there are any keg stand champion frat boys reading this and thinking they’re gonna be ahead of the game.
1st!!!
but back to the article…and my dad asks me why I no longer date good little christian boys from church ;)
1st!!!
but back to the article…and my dad asks me why I no longer date good little christian boys from church.
soleil u are fantastic! love ur stuff already! love frm ur readers in south africa!
I agree, you’re great! I send my love from so cal though, which I understand is a little less cool than south africa.
I guess this explains last night.
“alot,” should be “a lot.” It’s two words.
You don’t need a comma after “alot.”
Ha! :)
Thank you for pointing that out, I have no idea where I’d be or what I’d be doing with my life right now had you not pointed out that blatant, obnoxious error.
Interesting… Well, I guess this is as good a reason as any to stop going to my AA meetings.
Is it wrong that I still think ole’ Russell is slangin’ it? I’d let his fat sloppy ass bang me in my marital bed. There I said it. Nothing like an angry fuck by an angry fucker. I’d like to roll around in a bed of donuts with him.
He’s still hot to me too :)
lmfao … too funny
This was already posted. Why did you move it to the front page? To make it look like you did more work today?
noticed the same thing.
maybe it was moved when she corrected the “a lot” typo? at least I didn’t see it at a quick scan.
The study’s just based on what the men reported though–maybe heavy drinkers also tend to lie? Or maybe they can’t remember.
I hate it when my husband drinks (which is really rare) because it makes him go ALLLLL night. I would totally settle for the droop. A girl can only take so much!
Okay, TMI, I know, but this confirms some of what I have seen to be true in the past.
Before now, I’ve never heard the term Brewer’s Droop. Being the naturally curious type, I did a quick search on the verbage I am familiar with (Whiskey Dick) and thought I’d share my findings…
Pool Noodle
Crippled Midget
No toothpaste in the tube
Wet spaghetti
No lead in the pencil
Shooting pool with a rope
SPEED WEENIE…
In the UK, Brewers Droop is a common saying. Wonder if we exported it to the Aussies, or the other way round?
hm I’m Australian and have never ever heard it called ‘brewers droop’. and I know a lot of drunk Australians… are we sure that the researcher didn’t just appropriate that term from the Brits and now everyone is going to think Australian’s use it all the time?
I’m an ex-pat from NSW, Australia living in Canada and I have always known ‘brewers droop’, I think that it might be an area thing, like ‘swimmers’, ‘bathers’ and ‘togs’.
Hahahahaha, I definitely agree with Erin’s comment
I’m Queensland raised and we heard it, and sadly often saw it in action. Remember when considering these results that some Australian scientists just got paid to give cocaine to honey bees and publish the results…
What was the one for guys who had smoked too much pot? Was it ‘mullers droop’? I can’t remember.
Hmm. Don’t know how I feel about this study. If my ex got like SUPER drunk, there was pretty much a 50/50 chance he’d be able to get it up/keep it up, a problem he never had normally. Many a time I’d be like, uhhhh honey, try not to drink TOO MUCH wink wink.
where was this source from? I want a link. I wonder if they just used self-report data. If so, I am kind of not believing the drunky guys. They god they didn’t ask about dick-size.
However, it would be totally awesome if they conducted actual experiments… :)
russell crowe is a kiwi, not an aussie…
Yeah, but we kind of claimed him as our own.
I wish New Zealand would take him back.