Jessica Alba may be happy about our new President, but she’s sure having a hard time showing it.
At the inaugural ball in DC she attended, this was the closest Jessica got to smiling for a photo. Looks like more of a smirk.
Why can’t she ever look happy? If you don’t want to be famous, Jess, stop making all those crappy movies and we’ll try to forget about you ASAP.
she’s trying to out aniston aniston. the shittiest unwatchable imdb resume and all with a sourpuss unhappy face.
she needs to pull a sweden, and just be more neutral at least
I am pretty sure Switzerland is the neutral country you’re looking for.
LOL
no you missed the joke. at an obama party she said for someone to be neutral they needed to be like sweden. you missed the reference, nice try though
Actually. Sweden’s has had a policy of neutrality since about the 19th century. So the reference wasn’t actually incorrect on Ms. Alba’s part. It’s just that, we are more familiar with Switzerland’s because of WWII.
Ahem: “Since the time of the Napoleonic Wars, Sweden has not been involved in any armed conflicts”
damn! i would have traded places with her! if i got to attend a fancy inaugural ball, i’d be smiling like a mofo!
I’m a relatively happy person but find it impossible to smile in pics.
Another overrated bitch…
she knows she looks better with her mouth closed.
Actually her mouth looks it’s best after i pull my cock out of her asshole and fill it with cum ’til the juice is running down her chin and neck! Can you say “dirty sanchez”? Fuck yeah!
Another cookie-cutter “beauty” that I’ll bet scored high on Ask Men’s most desirable woman poll. YAWN!!! Her face is so bland that (to me) it resembles a manequin’s face with the features left blank. She looks like she has been Botoxed into a coma.
She’s gorgeous either way…
This girl’s so annoying
someone should tell jessica to look around at where she is and what her life is like and then if she still feels like acting depressed/grumpy she should go cry in a room full of money.
millions of people would have gladly taken her place there if she wasnt enjoying herself.
Clearly, of course, one picture can tell you a thousand words. She’s so depressed! You’re so much better than her! Ha, who’s at the inaugural balls with Ben Affleck and who can’t find a caps key commenting on a gossip blog?
When did i ever said i was better than her, or she better than me? And when did i ever say she was depressed, if you could read i said “acting”. So who is better me who didnt hit caps (i did this time just for you), or you who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO READ (see i did it again)
The point is she is at an inaugural ball that many people would have loved to be at but she still looks as unhappy as ever. Its an insult to everyday people who would have loved to have the money to go and witness this hisorical event that jessica alba sits there and acts completly unamused or grumpy.
Ben Afleck is a dork ass bitch.
You couldn’t buy the pics from the other events she went to? Boo hoo to you. Any loser browsing Wireimage or Getty can find 10 or more where she’s smiling at inauguration events. True story: she smiles all the fucking time and you can find the pics in lots of places. Not here, apparently. Go ahead and construct the same tired story – I know, it’s hard writing about celebrity gossip and it’s way easier to crib from Dlisted.
OTOH, nice to see someone actually interesting in the pics on here.
whtas your fucking problem ass hole?
If you love D-listed so fucking much then STAY OVER THERE!
Fucking idiot!
Oh and BTW Michael K of D-listed steal most of his lingo and jokes from stand up comics he stalks around the city. Ive seen that stupid bitch at at least seven of my shows and his ass has 100% ripped off my shit.
So both you AND MICHAEL K OF D-LISTED CAN SUCK ON A RANCID DICK!
When exactly is the last time you berated a man for not smiling well enough? Why are we all up in actresses faces from Alba to Witherspoon to Keira Knightley for not smiling enough for us?
pee ess, I read the internets, I’ve seen pictures of her at other events smiling.
Maybe she’s not really an Obamano.
She thinks Sweden is Switzerland…enough said. Actors surround themselves with smart people i.e. many directors, screenwriters and the like and therefore borrow big words and love to act smart but the truth is that very few even have high school educations. And getting tutored on set doesnt really count. Kids needs much more than that.
Natalie Portman…now thats an exception! She’s the real deal! Jessica Alba is a terrible actress with a hot body and cute face. Par for the course!
Again, Sweden has had a policy of neutrality since the 19th century. :)
Check your facts. I was deployed to Bosnia with combat troops from Sweden. Swedish combat troops have been deployed to Iraq/Afghanistan. That is not nuetrality. They go case by case. Switzerland actually has it written in their constitution.
Regardless, since when does being an actor / actress make anything you say relevant?
Since the time of the Napoleonic Wars, Sweden has not been involved in any armed conflicts. Sweden’s military is however involved in major peacekeeping actions around the world.
There’s a difference between an entire country getting involved in a war and sending military aid for the purposes of peacekeeping. At least by many standards.
In any event, I’m not so much trying to defend her as trying to point that contrary to everyone’s belief, it wasn’t that large of a gaff on her part. It’s not like she said U.S. or something, cuz lord knows we can’t stay out of shit….lol
She’s saving her face. Big smiles are expensive and damaging in the log run. Not worth it. I’d rather be known as a cold bitch than wrinkle my shit.
She’s auditioning for Victoria Beckham’s little sister…
Just remember folks, do not watch any movie or documetary that has anything to do with Michael Moore because this guy is a dirtbag , as well as an evil human being; on his website, he takes pictures of US soldiers carrying Iraqi children that have been hurt and blames the American troops for causing the pain and injury to said child or children; nice guy, huh? he should be jailed, or forced to watch a Lindsay Lohan double feature
I’m sorry, what does that have to do with Jessica Alba?
I smell propaganda…
It has a lot to do with her, because Michael Moore sucks, he is a pussy
Just one more reason to dislike her…
I would bet that Jessica Alba gives good oil changes
Michael Moore is a liar and should be tried for crimes against the US Armed Forces, he is a loser
what is it with all this “your comment is awaiting moderation” stuff? I have seen comments posted on here much worse than anything I have written, what gives?