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You Know It’s a Slow News Day When I Talk About The Jonas’ Undies

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The Jonas Brothers have hired additional security to hold on to their boxer shorts.  I hear this shit and seriously don’t believe it, but reportedly, someone has been stealing the Jonas’ underwear out of their suitcases and leaving notes behind that read “Your Undies Are Safe With Us…The Undies Snatchers!” 

Are these people fucking kidding me?  Now, provided that they show up on Ebay, I have to ask:  Who the hell would want Joe Jonas’ Underoos?

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