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Katy Perry Punished For Wearing Ill-Fitting White Satin Tuxedo Pants by Being Stripped of Award Win

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Katy Perry won the NRJ Music International Best Song of the Year award for I Kissed A Girl.  If you are anything like me, you may be wondering what the NRJ Music Awards even are.  Basically, it is yet another created excuse to have a fancy awards ceremony in an exotic location.  NRJ radio listeners vote online for their favorite artists in different categories and then they have an awards show in France. 

So, Katy won and accepted the award at the Cannes ceremony.  It turns out, she’s not the winner.  A vote miscount; how very Florida of them!  The true winner was Rihanna for her song, Disturbia.

This all feels so Brady Bunch to me.  Remember the episode when Jan was feeling all defeated by Marcia, Marcia, Marcia but then she won the essay contest and realized that she was special too?  Then, right before going onstage to be recognized, she discovered her score was added wrong and she came clean to the teacher.  Poor Jan; still a loser and though being honest was the right thing to do, it didn’t make her any more useful and certainly never put her in Marcia’s league.

Now that I think of it, I’m not really sure how Jan Brady relates to Katy Perry being stripped of her win, but bear with me.  I had a very traumatic hairdressing appointment yesterday involving bangs.  I’m not myself.

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  • Hilarious!!!! I just loved it!! Katy Perry coming on stage with Rihanna’s song in the audience!
    NRJ Music Award what a great performance for your 10th birthday !!
    You just made my night!!
    Can’t wait to see the next show in 2010 : Lady Gaga receiving an Award instead of Madonna, I would love that !

  • That outfit is ugly and looks cheap. I dont think she is that attractive, but she has presence, when you watch her its hard to look away – a bit like Miley Cyrus, who is annoying but captivating.

    • Exactly what I think, but for the attractive bit. I do think she is attractive, but I find her extremely irritating for some reason.

  • not that i could ever find myself in a situation of winning any awards but i’m sure i would get real paranoid that something like this might happen, even though it never does … omg, and it just did! oh, the horror…

    • that’s what i thought too- how can anyone complain about her pants because for once she’s wearing, um, pants!!!

  • The NRJ Awards are a French music award…
    I’ve known what it is for a few years and I’m not even French

  • She sure looks cute in a 50s halter top but this is godawful. Who the fuck wears white satin unless its a wedding dress anyway??

  • And in regards to the traumatic hairdressing appointment, I feel your pain. My hairdresser was fired for causing an “incident” in the salon.. they love to bitch at this place. Anyway she was always fantastic and got my fringe (yeah in Australia we don’t call them bangs) cut perfectly. I am now cutting my own hair and you know what? I’m good at knowing what I want.

    Sadly I can’t see the back of my head. But the front is looking sweet.

    My mama always said it’s 2 weeks between a bad haircut and a good one .. give it time and you’ll be fine.

  • I loovveee katy perry no matter what the ones who are slagin her off fuck you,, dint see you on a stage famous gettin an award, katy perry if you are readin this omg i love you to bits no matter what (like ppl sayin ‘lesbian’ or not (L)(L)(L)(L)!!!! Luv yaa
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