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In an interview with The Sun, Amy Winehouse explains, that though she’s fucking other dudes and her husband has left her, she’s staying committed to her marriage.

I wish I could tell you that this endless stream of substance-fueled interviews would be over soon, but they probably won’t stop until she’s dead.  So, like, the end of 2009.  

I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him.

I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.

While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time – he can’t do much about it. But once he comes out we’ll be together again. There’s some nice lads here, I am just having fun. I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake.

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  • This is the most annoying kind of chick in the Universe. He hits me! He got me addicted to drugs! He runied my life! I LOVE HIM!

    Gross. Go away, hosebag.

  • I am having trouble fathoming the thought of any “nice lads” fucking her while they are sober and I gag at the thought of waking next to her if I was hungover!!!

    • ahh but imagine the stories you could tell ;)

      hey heat magazine, news of the world etc.
      amy winehouse did drugs then had sex with me , shes wild

      god the money you would get ;)

  • It’s hard to imagine any nice lads wanting to hang with this mess. What’s with the eyeliner to the ear?

  • Men love women missing teeth and looking 20 years older than their actual age. Yes, men LOVE that. What’s sexier than a real, haggard, toothless, meth-faced woman?!?!

    • We’ve been predicting she’d be dead in a year for awhile. Only think I can think is she’s the undead. BRAAAAINZZZZZ….

  • Didn’t Blake just a say a few days to a week ago that it was over & he was basically coming after her money? I think that’s why she saying this now.

  • Their perverted couple-sharing relationship won’t be so wonderful when she gets sued and jailed for harrassing and harming another person in a drug and booze filled out of control situation, .. like Boy George.

  • Wino is a disgusting, feral, shameless crackwhore – and when I listen to ‘Valerie’ it makes me feel so sad because (unlike many other feral crackwhores) she really had something at one point. Like, talent and people who believed in her. Well, she’s completely fucked it hasn’t she. It’s tragic.

  • I have a few neighbors who think she’s the greatest artist ever. BTW, did I ever mention that since the economy tanked and our lives went tipsy-turvy we live in a trailer park? Yes, Amy Winehouse is the queen of the trailer parks. lol

  • Isn’t it curious how it becomes more and more frustrating for the others to hear stuff like this, but it doesn’t seem to bother Amy in any way! Endurance is a great gift! lol

  • I bet you her divorce lawyer told her to backpedal on the infidelity, to down play it from one great ‘love’ to a ‘bit of fun’ to attempt some damage control. She’s an idiot, opening her big mouth when she’s about to go through divorce proceedings.

  • OK…1st of all (back in the mists of time) she claims to have been with Blake only for the sex (and honestly the thought of Miss Gollum having sex is on a par with eating excrement in terms of repulsiveness). Then she says it’s twoooo wuv. THEN last week it’s “whenever I had sex with [Blake] it was crap and I might as well have been dead” or something akin to that. And NOW it’s “oh, he’s my soulmate, he’s my heart, he’s my…[insert nauseating cliche here]…” I mean seriously wtf can’t she make up her mind?

    And btw would anyone agree that shagging her would be tantamount to necrophilia (seeing as she’s virtually brain dead and her body’s still pretty wrecked)?