Since I posted this article about Spike.com’s jackass list of “Top 7 Butterbodies,” I’ve had an influx of commenters come by to post this link to the author’s photo. Most of the commenters have never posted on Evil Beet before.
So, I must ask, are you all just that excited that this dude has a hairy chest and balding head, or is there some manner of underground, organized effort going on to post this link to his face to every blog discussing The Mean List?
I knew he would be ugly!
Well, plus, I just went back and looked at the original article, and he doesn’t even know what he’s writing about. He says “it’s a woman who has a beautiful face but her body has gone to butter.” um, guy, that’s not what butterface means. it’s a pun, like, she’s hot all BUT-HER-face. or but-her-body. it doesn’t have anything to do with food. what a dillhole.
on that note, what does dillhole mean?
Ahhahahahhaha. What an asshole. Does he have mange? What’s up with the big patch o’ fur missing??
he looks like a nerd
LOL, Beet… LOL!!!
Of COURSE he’s an incredibly unfortunate looking, pre-maturely balding eyesore. Why else would he feel it necessary to nitpick beautiful women’s bodies in order to feel any semblance of importance or self worth. This jackass never had a date in his life, and now he’s exacting his revenge on every woman who is too good for him. It’s a shame, really.
Yep. What Andi said.
i second that
whats up with his eyes?
they’re creepy
photoshop
gross!
I wouldnt poke him with Simple Jacks d*ck!
wah ha ha ha!
as a friend of mine loves to say – “I would rather wank off a pig”
What an asshole. It’s becuase of attitudes like this that so many women in our society suffer from eating disorders. None of those women he talked about would fuck him anyway.
Totally. Maybe I’ll make it one of my missions in life to expose assholes (ugh, not literally) like him. What a dumb motherfucker. Good luck EVER getting a date–let alone losing your virginity, dude.
Okay so… you out someone who is -like you- a journalist -or a blogger for that matter-, for “poking” on women who might have lost their shape over the years…when you, yourself -Beet- have been pokin’ the heck out of stunners for minor flaws they might have…when you aren’t the hawty yourself :)… but oh well, a blogger has to make a living somehow…even if that means their stories are so contradictory (or then again it’s just me who thinks so!).
Regards,
D.
well someone seems like a bit of a bitch.. and im not talking about beet
@D.L. You are not alone in your opinion. I admit I enjoy the diversion from real life that this site provides, but Beets post on this is a case study on the pot calling the kettle black.
To each their own. However, perhaps you have been reading Beet with too much disdain to get the idea. This idiot is insulting any woman who does not look anorexic. Frankly, I could not care less what some putz from spike says about anything. I can see why it has struck an emotional cord. There is a big difference between insulting someones outfit or poor decision making and (if he is even serious) snarking on every woman who weighs over 105lbs.
On a lighter note,
regards. lol. insult her, then say regards. haha
There is a VERY distinct difference between Beet and this guy. Any member of Beet’s loyal readership would recognize the fact that while Beet will occasionally nitpick a celebrity’s minor flaws, she almost ALWAYS acknowledges the fact that is a genuinely attractive person suffering the misfortune of a bad photo, hairdo, etc. and even more importantly she acknowledges the talent and accomplishments of that celebrity. And if it’s an unattractive or untalented celebrity, well that’s just Beet being realistic.
THIS gorgeous, hypnotizing man, however, makes UTTERLY unrealistic commentary (unless, D.K., you agree that Salma Hayek is indeed carrying a spare tire in her midsection, in which case, disregard this entire comment) and what’s worse takes from a physical observation to a flaw in that celebrity’s character.
Can you genuinely picture Beet saying America Ferrera gives women “an excuse to be fat?”
I’m not offending anyone, like someone just mentioned on their comment… I’m only pointing out facts…and the contradiction of events…
:) Don’t bitch on me, for seeing what’s there… heh…
That’s my opinion after all, you don’t have to agree nor like it, it just is. :)
He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I’m willing to bet the only six pack this asshole has is in his refrigerator.
And then someone picked up one of the broken branches and kept beating him.
Yes, I am one of those people that posted the link (or at least tried to..I THINK it went up..). Anywayyyy…I do post from time to time, but I felt especially compelled this morning because that D-bag totally infuriated me. There’s your explanation :-).
Thank you thank you thank you!!! you are the fucking best!!!
He just looks like a normal dude to me…
Samesies.
With rather nice eyes I must say.
Agreed.
Oh Beet, I kind of love you.
it’s the double chin.
@ dk: at least beet has the balls to post photos of herself online, and she talks about her own body issues. that’s more balls than this fucktard has.
AND without make-up AND when she feels sick. Come ON. This asshole didn’t do a very good job if his crap was supposed to be “satire, tongue in cheek, ironic”..whatever. I did not WORK. He comes off as a complete and utter insulting douche.
Beet readers need to do our own mean list – of bloggers.
Maybe beet should make its own list of small dicked men who have nothing better to do than insult women.
What Lala said. After I read that tripe I thought “Sorry ’bout your penis!”
Um… this sort of thing would usually elicit a strong reaction from me, but this time I got nothing. The article seemed like a joke, and this dude looks, uh, totally normal.
i concur. He was probably even kinda hot like five years ago, and that list wasn’t that bad ( except for selma hayek, she will forever live in my mind doing the snake dance from dusk till dawn) . people here call mischa barton fat all the time and shes lot thinner than any of those people.
P.S. Just appending that it isn’t like I feel sorry for that dude or anything. He obviously wrote the article hoping to roll in this later.
Why am I overthinking this, anyway? Um.
Goober
Wow, this looks like a good way to get sued for defamation of character.
P.S. I came over here from celebitchy to see what the big fuss was about. Since over there, I was pretty much saying the same thing that Raven is a BIG girl and I got tore up. lol. And then they mentioned how Beet’s always saying that and it’s mean.
You know what? It’s not mean, it’s honesty. That girl just keeps ballooning like there’s no tomorrow.
hahahaha
No joke, i read this page pretty much everyday. Its my life sometimes :]
… he’s oaflike … yes totaly noramal :S
ha ha ha! he looks like he might well have hairy shoulders.
wow. nice chest hair. the pointy, underdeveloped chin is nice too. the creepy look in your eyes on your balding head is icing on the cake. you oughta be in pictures! and do you have frosted tips in your hair? good lord, you are one sexy man!
This is the subject that gets me irritated time and again. Beet is overweight, not a lot but noticeably so.. but doesn’t hesitate to call heavy actresses ‘fat’ and make fun of them. Wendie admits that she’s overweight (I’ve never seen a picture though to guess by how much) but she joyfully joined in on the ‘lets insult the overweight’ train. Now this guy is making fun of overweight women and we’re what… I’m not sure. You don’t want us to get mad at you for suggesting that women need to be healthy (at least that’s what you say your reasoning is even though you couch it in terms that are cruel and horrible) and lets all hang this guy for doing the same? Can we say Hypocrite?
bah, I’m thin and still enjoy the hating sometimes. specifically with the Raven mess. that was funny. but the article was just beyond insulting and not even funny. And it’s strange to have some fugly guy bitching about women’s bodies. So I don’t know. I will argue against the fatties, but still like to talk about actresses that are way way too thin.
the guy’s article seems more like he’s pissed and afraid of strong, powerful women. Or god knows what else. He just seems crazy. And beet doesn’t exactly just make a post saying, hey, here’s a ton of talented people that I want to call cows.
beet is soooo not overweight. not at all.
The day Beet calls Salma Hayek FAT will BE the day. She does NOT promote eating disorders. (When’s the last time YOU ran a half-marathon?)
I get the impression this weak-chinned douche wants women to be 100 pounds, 5’7″ and have giant tits–no matter what the cost to her health. (“Her HEALTH? Who gives a shit as long as she’s HOT!”)
This whole subject hits a chord with me. I weighed 95 lbs. last year and went to an eating disorder clinic. I knelt at the alter of Victoria Beckham because I thought I was SUPPOSED to.
Motherfucker.
*Motherfucker= HIM, not you.
Wow, what is he, Pro Ana or something? I’m not promoting being unhealthy or anything, but not everyone has to be Nicole Richie! And, I’m pretty sure by the looks of him that he wouldn’t kick any of these women out of his bed…in fact, his article is so bitter it kind of sounds like he has hit on these chicks once upon a time and got rejected!
he is soooooo not getting laid for the longest time ever. ugh it irritates me that as a woman, I am supposed to look so damned cute all the time, and then some slobby dick like this is ranting on (mostly) extraordinary beautiful women. like any of them would give a fuck what some peon like him said about them.
oh and ravon isn’t on his list because she is not hot… anywhere. zing! keep the raven-hating alive!!!!!!!!!
just kiddddddddding kids.
Yuck. Large pores. Double chin. Neck wrinklerolls. Chest carpet. Disgusting nerdboy. I would not fuck that dude for a billion dollars. More importantly, I wouldn’t fuck him for free.
Ohhh I love, love, love, LOVE this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew the guy was hideous!! Ugghhh stupid balding head and gnome-faced asshole!!!! He’d be so damn lucky if girls as gorgeous as the ones he talked crap about even knew he exists. Knowing the guy is that disgusting piece of crap makes me feel so much better :) .
He’s a troll.
i’m definitely not attracted to him physically… mainly because of his expression and his dark chest hair(ew) but honestly, he looks pretty average.
This guy just fails… at everything.
He’s an inexcusable asshole, and ugly to match. He even has gay man do-it-yourself yellow highlights. Blagh, lets go on a blogging spree and point out HIS every fault.