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Puss ‘N’ Boots and her forever love, Samantha Ronson, were spotted looking very much the couple in Los Angeles yesterday.

So much for those break-up rumors!

Although Samantha looks like she’s dying of cancer here … honestly Patrick Swayze has more color to his face these days.

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  • Oh snap beet. Sammy looks like a potato bug with clothes, she must have one heck of a personality/bank account.

  • For the life of me I do not see the attraction P ‘n’ B has for this thing. Being lesbian or not, Sam is absolutely gross. She must have one awesomely looking/smelling/tasting snatch. Or maybe some talent other/greater than being able to play a fucking record.

  • For a hot second I thought Sam seemed like a cool girl. Now I think she is getting way to into the photo ops and lifestyle and loving the attention she gets from (finger)banging 22yr old Linds. And yeah, she is, well, can I just come out with it and say she is getting hideous to look at. I even like me some butchy dykes, too. She’s just not cute, no matter how you look at her. The lovemaking between those two seems like it would smell like ciggs and Doritos and involve lots of frowning.

  • I have the strongest urge to obtain SamRo’s address and send her a big ole bottle of vitamin tablets!

    I didn’t know “ASH GREY” was a skin tone term that could be used when describing the living until now!

  • Sam is sooo grey, it’s creepy. You know what’s funny, no one ever talks about their age difference. Sam is 31 while Lindsay is 22. TMZ was making fun of Hayden Panettiere, who is 19 and Milo Ventimiglia, who is also 31, saying he got by on that one by the skin of his teeth. Random thought.

    Damn, I had to Google them in order to spell their last names right, lmao.

      • Yea, it’s less skeezy, because I think Hayden and Milo might have been seeing each other before she even turned 18. I just find it funny when the media picks and chooses what relationships they find “inappropriate.”

  • Samantha was so amazing…
    Lohan is ruining her life. Honestly, Ronson needs to drop this vermin STAT. I agree, Ronson is starting to look like death. I guess putting up with a spoiled, immature drama queen 24-7 will do that to ya. Surely all the money in the world isn’t worth it, Ms. Ronson!

  • I agree, if you look back at pictures of Sam in the beginning of the whole thing, she looked much healthier and attractive. It’s not a good sign when a relationship makes you look terminally ill.

  • I think the latter, Greta. Yes, yes, I know, hit the “Reply”-button…
    Anyways, YAY they’re still together. And somehow, even though me and Lindsers might be the only people on the planet who do, I see the attraction about SamRo. I think she rocks her own style.

  • Samantha is the leech. And soooooooo fugly.
    I can’t imagine what is attractive about her in the least.

  • There was definitely a time when SamRo was hot (e.g check out Charlotte Ronson spring collection 06 video) but clearly this relationship is making her ill.

  • In this picture, it’s hard to tell who looks worse. Sam is just ugly but Lindsay has potential but her face is just so rough looking.

    • that’s funny- i think that’s it fair to both to be kissing each other because they both smoke and snort shit together.

  • They both do look terminally sick.
    I used to find both of them really attractive.
    Now I feel grossed out.
    They look absolutely terrible.
    I hope they’re happy.

  • So much hate and juvenile mocking here today that for a moment i thought i had hit upon perez hilton site by accident… Come one beet- you can do better than turning cancer and patrick swayze into a sick joke! I use to like it here :(

  • I don’t know wether to give SamRo a bath first or a hug. She looks sick and depressed while HoHan is looking better than ever. It’s almost like HoHan is sucking the life out of SamRo. Creepy!

  • Ok, everyone must to watch the Charlotte Ronson spring collection 06 video on youtube… Samantha is beautiful! Lohan has totally ruined her. I hate it when I see people bash Samantha on here (or anywhere else for that matter) — she is beautiful, intelligent, and talented. Samantha needs to leave this vacuous bitch ASAP. If the rumour about Mark Ronson putting pressure on Samantha to leave Lohan are correct, I don’t blame him one bit!

      • OK, we get yout point Dr. G.. you’re also attracted to crackwhore lesbians.. no need to post about it three times on a single article. On the ’06 Spring Collection, she was cute, like a skinny Kelly Osbourne. I wouldn’t go as far as saying beautiful. The other blond chick is a hottie though

      • Dear Me,

        You are a retard. I posted twice by accident in case you couldn’t tell.
        For your information, I am heterosexual and you should be cautious to call someone you’ve never met a “crackwhore lesbian”. I can’t comment on Lohan but Ronson is not a “crackwhore”. “Me” sure is tough behind that computer , throwing insults over the internet — what a champion!

  • Ok, everyone must watch the Charlotte Ronson spring collection 06 video on youtube… Samantha is beautiful! Lohan has totally ruined her. I hate it when I see people bash Samantha on here (or anywhere else for that matter) — she is beautiful, intelligent, and talented. Samantha needs to leave this vacuous bitch ASAP. If the rumour about Mark Ronson putting pressure on Samantha to leave Lohan are correct, I don’t blame him one bit!

  • Not the best pic of Samro, but i have seen her in person and she is actually suprisingly pretty.She has a bit of a girl following on the clubs scene according to scensters and apparently Lilo isn’t the only girl in LA that sees the appeal… The swayze/cancer comment was too much though – do you really have to be so crass beet?

    • Lord Of The Rings? You must be one of those pimple faced nerds that dresses up for conventions. ROnson + loHAN = ROHAN..

  • Jeez, give her a break! It’s the middle of frigging winter and she’s *English*! It’s the under-eye shadows that make her look ill, not the paleness. All my friends are that pale all winter because we aren’t obsessed with fake tans. I’d rather be pale like SamRo than patchy orange like LiLo.

  • They both look terrible and way too skinny
    Lohan looked much healthier during her hard partying days!
    Now she’s supposed to have toned down but looks like this

    Linds girl, go back to clubbing every night. It looks like it works better for you that way
    As for your girlfriend, she’s in desperate need of a bath

    Funny that she knows that she doesn’t get the same opportunities as Scarlet Johanson, but still allows herself to be protographed day in and day out doing nothing other than walking the streets

    Honestly who do you think is gonna hire you
    You need to lay low girl!