In addition to The Shannon Twins, Hugh Hefner’s Pussy Squad has added Crystal Harris, a 22-year-old student at San Diego State University.
Crystal introduced herself on an E! online message board over the holidays, telling fans that “Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion.”
No other girlfriends are in the mix at this time, she says, but “there are a couple that we have interest in. … As for now, it is just us three.”
I love it. “A couple that we have interest in.” It’s like rush. They make them all do the Playboy Cheer and then vote by secret ballot or some shit.
Crystal’s never been in the magazine, but she did appear in a series of topless and semi-nude photos as a Co-ed of the Week on Playboy.com in late October under the name “Crystal Carter.”
Her MySpace page is here.
She’s cuter than the Felony-Twins, I’ll give her that.
Am I alone on this thought or is she really just not an outstanding beauty? I think she’s got very plain, made-up, features with big boobs. I mean, she’s attractive, but really…I thought there were crazy standards that Hef set for his girls?
i totally thought the same thing
I agree, Can’t he find someone with more exotic beauty? Or at least a brunette? The other girl in the picture with Hugh’s star is much prettier. I just don’t get it…
For some reason I think she looks like Brooke Hogan, minus all the ugly.
I think she’s pretty, actually.
I thought the twins were both really ugly.
I love the picture of her in the purple bikini. What the fuck is coming out over stomach? A squid tentacle? The Milky Way galaxy?
Who does this guy think he’s fooling? He has three girls on the payroll pretty much same as escorts. He pays them for their time (playboy employees). They sign mandatory confidentiality agreements and they travel around the world as his ‘girlfriends’. Then they get a taste of fame and dump him for D list magicians. Best job in the world.
She’s cute, but she seriously needs to lay off the blush. Looks like my mom in the 80’s!
Yee-ahh. Exactly my thought. Back away from the makeup brush, sweetheart!
Yep, was wondering if that was blush or if someone punched her in the face.
It amazes me that these bitches will do anything for money and fame. I wouldn’t sleep with that old fart if he were the last man on earth. Yuck….
I love it, “we.” Because her opinion counts. Girls who are listed as Girlfriend #3 always get an equal say.
I love what these women are doing for the cause.
Ick. She’s still not outstanding looking.
She’ll look a lot better when she is standing next to the twins.
I’d like to see her with less makeup. She is gorgous though – I like Hef’s taste in women – not Kendra though – unless she was de-barked.
Well, she does look.. prettier in the picture on the swing. Like she actually has personality.
I mean, They are starting to look all the same to me. Why isn’t Hef bored with banging the same girl all the time?
If she is 22, Heff is 40. She looks like she’s been around the block a few times and got run over by the garbage druck.
Oh geez. I thought she was Brooke Hogan at first. Not a compliment.
She is cute the twins are damn ugly and they will hurt that dumb old fool those two skanks are violent
so where are the NAKED pics of her
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