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That Was Quick! Part Two

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Remember the other day when Tara Reid went into rehab?  Well, she signed herself out of treatment at Promises Malibu on Saturday.  That basically amounts to twenty-two days in treatment.

I have this theory that people who check into rehab at the worst times of the year have the best shot at true recovery.  Because it is really life-inconvenient to enter treatment a couple weeks before Christmas.  I had high hopes that Tara was really serious when she checked in on December 12th.

Now I am working under the assumption that twenty-two days of Promises isn’t going to be enough.  The good news is Tara, her wayward nipples and coke eyes should provide many more years of entertainment!

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