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Another Rich Bastard Who Doesn’t Know How to Call For a Cab

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Sam Shepard is the newest celebudunce to be arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence.  He was arrested in Normal, Illinois for speeding and tested twice the legal limit. 

Sam Shepard needs to overcome his legendary fear of flying so he can fly drunk like normal people.  Legal and safer.

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  • Haha!! Normal, Illinois.. This is a real place – about an hour outside of Chicago. I stayed in a hotel there for one night.

  • He was in my town for a few days before Christmas & hung out in the bar where I work every night. Pretty low key guy.

  • why don’t these douchebags take a cab? or hire a driver for the evening? they can certainly afford it. i am sad it’s sam, though…i’ve always had a little thing for him.