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2009: Year of the Dick For Lindsay

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Another Lindsay and Sam fight?  Sigh and yawn.  I’m really starting to question all these reports of epic battles.  TMZ claims that Linds and Sam had a hysterical outburst at Miami International Airport.  Lindsay was so inconsolable that a flight attendant asked if she wanted to disembark.  I do believe that there was screaming and crying but it was probably because they had to dump their stash before going through security.  Or they found out that they were on a peanut-free flight.  I know that always devastates me.

Listen, if all these rumors are true, it’s time to break up.  Too.  Much.  Dramz.  Perhaps it’s time for Lindsay to return to what she knows best.

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  • What Lindsay knows best. . .? I guess that includes disputing publicly with her dad, partying hard and going to rehab. Ahhh, 2009 looks like a good year for LaLohan.

  • Dear Lord, is SamRo wearing some manner of lipstick?!

    … But yeah, Lindsay’s always been crazy, Sam must really, really like her.

    Hey, do you think Linds would stalk Sam and/or make death threats if she got dumped? Judging from the vid of their fight, I’d say she would. It would make for an awesome court case.

  • Wow.. Lindsay’s looking like she aged a few years in that pic… she could easily pass as a 48 year old woman there. Ya know… she could probably even pass as a 48 year old tranny looking like that.

  • Maybe they were arguing about the fact that even though both Sam and Lindsay have moogabucks, Sam’s entire wardrobe consists of one pair of tight black skinny jeans and two Guns ‘N Roses concert t-shirts. I know that would piss me off…

  • There is a video from today on TMZ where a ‘pap’ asked Lindsay “is there trouble in paradise with Sam?” to which Lindsay responds, “no, not exactly… That’s what everyone likes to think.”
    Given Lindsay has spoken, and there is no ‘Myspace’ break-up blog as promised by Lindsay herself, then we can treat all the TMZ / Page six reports with the respect they deserve – i.e. none because the stories are crap….

    • Thanks for the unbiased comment… The comments are usually full of hate or blind love. Nobody seems to reason now… but you did and you are right. After the comment of a scumbag like Nik Richie (who ends his stories with “I decided” which means “I invented” ot “I lied”) the fight reports started to appear from all over the world (you know, “according to TMZ” “according to my spies” “according to a close source”) from a report of a happy night until you got a “ballistic, nuclear, full of tears, mirror breaking, room destroying (and full punches)” night and day after. Ouch! Too bad cell phones can’t be used to take pictures and paps were not acting as sharks around them (haha, In my dreams…)
      Even “the bum eating a sandwich” could have had a cell phone with a camera… hehehehe
      So… it is always sooo clear. No pictures, many lies
      C’ ya!

  • i apologize in advance to the designer, but that dress looks like something i would’ve worn to the 11th grade homecoming dance. actually, i take that back. i wouldn’t have worn something so blah.

  • wendie, you’ve brought a whole new meaning to the chinese new year.

    Year of the Rabbit
    Year of the DICK
    Year of the Snake
    Year of the Horse
    Year of the Pig

    hah :D

  • Christ that Sam looks like shit. What degree of fucking goofy is that thing striving for? She looks like an eleven year old boy acting all happy because her parents are taking her photo with some Ann Margaret look alike outside a gay cabaret. These two are a damn joke.

  • What she knows best? Hate to tell you (not really), but what she knows best is not dick. It’s no coincidence that she went to rehab 3 times, and then after the last beard fiasco in Italy, called that sham quits and came out with Samantha. A closeted LiLo is not a happy one–she may be bi, but it ain’t 50/50. Ronson’s not her first, and if they really are breaking up, she won’t be her last.