Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton Was Not Robbed

Paris Hilton I got an IM from a concerned citizen about how media everywhere is talking about how Paris Hilton was robbed today when a thief stole $2M in jewelry from her Beverly Hills home. "I believe she was burgled," he said. Apparently robbery is when there is an in-person threat of violence, but, since Paris was not home at the time, it is a burglary. Paris Hilton was burgled, not robbed. (And just you know, I was informed that "larceny" is when you steal without breaking in. As in "Justin Gaston larcened Miley Cyrus's vi...

Your Daily Britney

Here's some old school footage of a Britney Spears audition from when she was just a little kiddo. Um --- is it just me or was she kind of a good singer back then? What happened?? /> Here's some old school footage of a Britney Spears audition from when she was just a little kiddo. Um --- is it just me or was she kind of a good singer back then? What happened??...

The Duggars Make It 20

20051017-duggarfamily Congrats to Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, who just had their eighteenth child, Jordyn-Grace. She was born Thursday via C-section, weeks before her due date of Jan. 1. She weighed in at 7 lbs, 3 oz and was 20 inches long. Mother and baby are doing well. And, hey, did you guys know their oldest son got hitched earlier this year? Well he did. Florida native Anna Keller married 20-year-old Josh Duggar, the eldest sibling of the family, on Friday, becoming the twentieth person in the clan, r...

Beyonce Knowles and Ali Larter: “Obsessed” Trailer

What do you guys think??? God, I LOVE me some Ali Larter. But not in a sex way, really. We've been over this before, I know, but I think I want her to be my big sister. I just absolutely adore her. I'll see this just because she's in it. /> What do you guys think??? God, I LOVE me some Ali Larter. But not in a sex way, really. We've been over this before, I know, but I think I want her to be my big sister. I just absolutely adore her. I'll see this just because she's in it. ...

I Just Noticed Something About Priscilla Presley

16430265priscilla_presley1219200830229am It's not that she doesn't look damn good for 63, because she does. Damn good. But she also kind of looks like if Chyna and and Khloe Kardashian had a baby. But if the baby had Benjamin Button syndrome so it emerged from the vagina appearing to be 63 years old. I know, I know. That's utterly impossible. Neither Chyna nor Khloe Kardashian has a vagina. I just thought I'd point it out anyway. At the Valkyrie premiere in LA. [gallery]...